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How do you get to "All American" status on here?

SosaUK

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I noticed I'm a senior. What's a guy gotta do to be an All American? My numbers are solid.

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Send me a little cash and I can hook you up. I try to stay under the radar, so I'm not an All American myself. Private message me and I'll give you my gofundme link.
 
Send me a little cash and I can hook you up. I try to stay under the radar, so I'm not an All American myself. Private message me and I'll give you my gofundme link.

Would you accept prostitutes, err I mean strippers as a form of payment?
 
I think you have to be able to stomach the "full" recruiting process in Minardi Hall. Either that or get to 10000 posts.
 
These guys are pulling your chain. It's totally dependent on your gait. If you're a lazy walker, you may never be anything more than a Senior. If you walk more fast paste, you can be an AA.
My walk has been called a job. Yeah.
 
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Not sure how to become an All American.... But I do know some need to "One and Done" :)
 
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Don't play for Louisville.
"Rome is getting too dangerous -- I'm moving to Pompeii" - Pliny the Elder, A.D. 78
OT--People make fun all the time but Pliny The Elder was an incredible man. He sailed to Pompeii on a mission to save a whole lot of people who were trapped amidst falling ash by the wind and wave patterns following the eruption. They all would have died, but he saved them: his mission was a success even though he personally died during it due to the effect of the ash on a breathing disorder he had always had. Also, despite what has become the popular folktale of an idiot too interested in studying a volcano, he was not at all excited about the prospect of getting that close. But he knew he had to save those people. That's why, when embarking, he made the world-changing statement: "Fortune favors the bold."

Talk about an All-American
 
OT--People make fun all the time but Pliny The Elder was an incredible man. He sailed to Pompeii on a mission to save a whole lot of people who were trapped amidst falling ash by the wind and wave patterns following the eruption. They all would have died, but he saved them: his mission was a success even though he personally died during it due to the effect of the ash on a breathing disorder he had always had. Also, despite what has become the popular folktale of an idiot too interested in studying a volcano, he was not at all excited about the prospect of getting that close. But he knew he had to save those people. That's why, when embarking, he made the world-changing statement: "Fortune favors the bold."

Talk about an All-American
I liked Pliny The Elder, he died a hero. I didn't like the Younger much. I think he was the Elder's nephew. But still, 2,000 yrs is not 'too soon'.
 
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I noticed I'm a senior. What's a guy gotta do to be an All American? My numbers are solid.

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Post really nice things about all of the regulars here. If you post enough of them, they'll consider you for All American status.

There is a quicker way, but I hesitate to post it in an open forum....

Well, OK, Maybe it will be alright.

If you want to get to All American status quickly, Rick Roll one of the moderators successfully.
 
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