Sometimes ya just gotta get sloppy and knock the bottom out of a biggun, hope ya don’t remember it much the next day.
Finding the hole was always an adventure, had to roll some in flour to find the wet spot. And I always just figured the insertion hole would be massive if they were massive but nope, same ol size all the time. Just covered by insulation. Can’t be sportin a Vienna sausage and do much there fellas so anytime anybody busts your ass about crackin a hawg just remind em that means you’re packin a fair amount of hawg yourself. No shame in that game.