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Hitler Speech Translated by AI

Cowardly bastard shot himself instead of facing his crimes. But had the gall to go out and shake hands with the 13 year old boys he was sending off to face against and defend himself from 1 million bloodthirsty soviet and polish soldiers.
 
Cowardly bastard shot himself instead of facing his crimes. But had the gall to go out and shake hands with the 13 year old boys he was sending off to face against and defend himself from 1 million bloodthirsty soviet and polish soldiers.
I am not defending one of the top 5 worst people of all time (if not the worst), but intellectually, can you really call that POS a coward? Lunatic, monster, worst guy ever... yeah, all that, but he was noted for bravery on the front lines of WWI, the Beer Hall Putsch was insanely brazen, and he basically showed zero fear in trying to take over the world. I always thought his suicide was one last F you to the world by not letting us get our revenge on him. Pisses me off we never got him in front of a trial.
 
I am not defending one of the top 5 worst people of all time (if not the worst), but intellectually, can you really call that POS a coward? Lunatic, monster, worst guy ever... yeah, all that, but he was noted for bravery on the front lines of WWI, the Beer Hall Putsch was insanely brazen, and he basically showed zero fear in trying to take over the world. I always thought his suicide was one last F you to the world by not letting us get our revenge on him. Pisses me off we never got him in front of a trial.
Yes, I can. He shot himself instead of facing his crimes. He had no problem sending young boys in Berlin off to face off against combat experienced and pissed off Russian and Poles. He also had no problem killing millions of women, men, and children for simply being something he himself didn't approve of. But when it came time to pay for those crimes, he took the easy way out. I don't care how many citations he recieved for bravery in WW1.
 
Btw, worst people ever (in no particular order):
  • Hitler
  • Genghis Khan
  • Stalin
  • Mao
  • Whoever created COVID
Idk man, Ghengis is AWFUL but damn he was a badass. I mean if in 750 years 0.5% of the world has my DNA, I’m pretty much slayed life.

And Hitler was a pussy. He’s going to tell us about this strong aryan brother he wanted us all to be but when things get scary you put that pistol in your mouth? Pussy. Shoot it out, same result and the last words spoken about you won’t include “coward”.

Being a sociopath with no personal awareness doesn’t make you a badass soldier, it makes you a liability.
 
Btw, worst people ever (in no particular order):
  • Hitler
  • Genghis Khan
  • Stalin
  • Mao
  • Whoever created COVID
What’s your criteria?

Pol Pot killed up to 2 million people, that’s pretty solid.

Chiang Kai-Shek was like 10 milly. Flipping Chinese (between, he and Mao) killed 50 million of their own in 50 years. That’s incredible. That’s since like 1930 or so. Modern shit.
 
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Cowardly bastard shot himself instead of facing his crimes. But had the gall to go out and shake hands with the 13 year old boys he was sending off to face against and defend himself from 1 million bloodthirsty soviet and polish soldiers.
Or did he…

Pretty cool theories on how he could have escaped.

The body was burned and damn near unrecognizable. Plus, he had lookalikes.


Probably was him, then again, there were a lot of Nazi during that time.
 
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What’s your criteria?

Pol Pot killed up to 2 million people, that’s pretty solid.

Chiang Kai-Shek was like 10 milly. Flipping Chinese (between, he and Mao) killed 50 million of their own in 50 years. That’s incredible. That’s since like 1930 or so. Modern shit.

Your hero, Khan, probably directed the death of 40M.
Hitler's actions led to the death of 85M.
Stalin = 20M
Mao = 40M to 80M
 
^don't sell uncle Joe short... not unreasonable to posit that his number is at least double that, soviet record keeping and what not.

-Mao is north of 100m on his own, by some accounts.

-Commies/dogmatic atheists have killed a lot of people in the last 100 or so years.

^why I cringe when some turd breaks out the 1st year sociology student argument about religion causing the majority of wars/death.
 

What’s your criteria?

Sure, anyone can use raw numbers, but other variables should be considered.


Like the ratio of total killed over total available to be killed. Such as polpot killed x, but his country only had y population.

Another factor would be how many goons did dear leader have at his disposal to carry out his plan. Maybe a goon/gen pop ratio.

Then a deep dive into methods/efficiencies.





/s
 
Couple comments and I'll take my ass back to work.

- Hitler's translated speech in the video perhaps 97-98% accurate when compared with German original text. Interesting comparison when taking into account idioms.

- Hitler was a conman, hacker, but quite the orator. He exploited legendary German tenets of discipline and efficiency, coupled with a need for change, to take over the nation. In other words, he took advantage of a perfect storm.

- Read into writings by Ferdinand Tönnies and Max Weber (1864-1920) if you need more background behind how this entire massive catastrophe (rise of Hitler) happened. German society is huge on identification, association and especially community. Let me put it this way: Club systems in Germany are numerous. Verein and Verband predate WW2. At any rate, so many clubs formed over the years, Germans founded yet another that is against forming new clubs.

- Wayne, check your numbers/sources. Still no excuse for what happened by any means.
 
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Interesting to say the least, mainly because I found myself wondering how different it is from what you could hear at Harvard, or Columbia, or any “top” university this morning.

I think it’s a little dangerous. Making those kinds of speeches so easily accessible is bound to influence some people the wrong way.
 
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It's all performance art by the nerds we used to make fun of in college. If those were normal men that fruitcake was talking to, his face would be smashed in and all his little Palestinian friends would scramble like cockroaches. Where are the normal dudes? I would hit Aiden so hard the chick next to him would die.
 
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- Hitler was a conman, hacker, but quite the orator. He exploited legendary German tenets of discipline and efficiency, coupled with a need for change, to take over the nation. In other words, he took advantage of a perfect storm.
I had never listened to more than a few seconds of a Hitler speech. No need to since I don't speak a word of German and we all know that he was crazy. But, having listened to that, I will say that I am impressed by his oratory skills and ability to shout a speech without pausing or taking a breath.
 
Btw, worst people ever (in no particular order):
  • Hitler
  • Genghis Khan
  • Stalin
  • Mao
  • Whoever created COVID
If mass murder is the gauge than Timur has to be considered. 5% of the people in the world at the time.

If you believe St. Paul, he is.

Then, there's the dasterd who stole my beautiful red Schwinn back in the summer of 1960.
 
As hard as it is to believe, Hitler is probably 2nd team, when it comes to mass murder. Maybe even HOM.
 
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