Gonna air some grievances and general old guy annoyances with every day life.
-First, that party sounds a little disappointing from where the title started. Especially for turning into a national story.
-Zippers, why have they all become shitty? Half my pants have slippy zippers and it's the only real problem I can't find a solution for on the intrawebs.
-I follow several groups on facebook related to my interests. Biking, cooking, health, youth baseball stuff. Every time someone asks a simple question you get half a dozen douche bags with asshole responses.
"Hey, looing for a nice bat for my 9yo, any recommendations?"
"Can't fix a $5 swing with a $400 bat."
Nice, hardo. Guy is just wanting to buy something nice for his kid in hopes he loves the game. Let him be and either contribute or f*ck off. It's like that with all those groups.
-I really get a kick out of the amazon basics product review pictures. Never know what's gonna pop up in those.
-I'm still pretty pissed off we had a bunch of bored losers, that just need to get laid, somehow convince mega-corporations that using paper straws was a good idea.
-QR code menus. Just f*ck off. Hand me a piece of paper, covered in stains, like it's 2019. Thanks.
-Speaking of zippers. The zipper method for driving is just obviously the most efficient way to merge. If your dumbass is patient enough to wait in the long line then be patient enough to let the efficient drivers merge.
-I can't even answer a non-recognized number. Even verified. You f*ck up and answer one of these... it's 20+ f*cking calls over the next 24 hours. I would vote and max donate to any candidate from any party that had a real solution to spam calls.
-F*cking ESPN. This morning just wanting some NBA Playoff and MLB highlights and I get 5 minutes of those a 25 minutes of the 3rd game of the season for WNBA. Are they just actively trying to drive away their viewers? Great layup, Becky!! Also, I love how they only show the first 10 rows. Nah, just pan up. So we the see the 3,000 fans in the 20,000 seat arena.
-Inflation, JFC. Doordashed 3 tacos and 1 queso from Moe's for the oldest. $30. Lol. Thirty f*cking dollars for 3 tacos. $8 of it was tip and delivery. So, even if I went to pick it up, $22 for 3 beef and cheese burritos and 1 cup of cheese. Lol. $15 for a single happy meal last week. The burger was the size of a PTI sausage biscuit and the fries contained about 12 total french fries. Probably good for the fatasses but I'm sure than is more about making the portions smaller to make up for products costing more.
That's all, Go Cats!!