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Time to have open tryouts? At this rate, football program may need to start posting wanted ads around town or start a thread on here begging for anyone with eligibility remaining to give stoopy a call.
 
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You’d actually be surprised at the diversity in looks and character of the students at KGB Assassin School. High school friend of mine went there and we’d occasionally roll to Moscow to party on the weekends. It’s like anywhere else- you’d run into a real doosher every now again- the typical Count of Monte Cristo f***er hellbent on vengeance type you’d think would go to an assassin school. But most people were cool. Some just really enjoyed violence. Others were there because of the lifestyle or potential earnings or their dads went there. Helluva Greek scene actually. Some absolute smoke up there too but all the chicks had that same Uma Thurman-in-Pulp Fiction bob cut which I never much liked.
 
Given their propensity for academic fraud, dishonesty, lack of any ethics, the bigger question is how was Bill Belichick was not the first call UNC made.
 
- You know how in those false confession cases where the poor sap confesses to a murder he didn’t commit only to immediately recant and his explanation is always, “I just needed the cops badgering to stop. I needed to get out of that room.” I never understood that until having two daughters. I have a 10-month old who screeches like a dying eagle for 20 minutes before bed only to be one-upped by her sister who’s the loudest human being ever crying about some nonsense.

Just get me out of this room!

- I somehow bring up having a “growth mindset” into any conversation at work. It’s gotten me promoted a couple times already. People see me as a real go-getter.

- I brought this up on the text thread and was basically dogcussed, but I’m dangerously close to actually NOT enjoying what the ACC has become. As a college basketball, I want the conference to suck in the micro but it’s getting depressing. College basketball is getting weird.

- I can’t even read the UK football threads anymore. Depressing even for a guy with the bare minimum of expectations.

- People cool with a successful guy just being executed is umm bizarre. Interesting time to be alive.

- 10 year anniversary of my first date with the wife. Pretty wild turn the past decade for ol’ wcc. Getting a room at 21C and hitting Boca to celebrate.
 
I feel ya, @wcc31. I’m currently reading the internet instead of facing bedtime duties with the 4 year old. And then have to stay up later than G in order to move the elf. She decided to emulate peeing in cups and convincing the kids it was lemonade today. What will tomorrow bring?
 
- The sheer amount of Xmas shit my wife likes to pack into this Christmas season with the children is breathtaking. Every night is just stuffed to the gills. Tomorrow we have the snowflake castle and elf workshop and then Saturday we’re hosting 30 people for what is now our annual ugly sweater Christmas party we have. This is not even a fraction of what we’ve already done and is planned for the next month. Take a breath.

-3 weeks between thanksgiving and Xmas sucks. I don’t care for the late thanksgiving. 2 or 3 years ago we had 5 weeks between and it was wonderful. Still say Xmas in late January would be more ideal.

-The family man with Nicholas Cage keeps rising up my ranks of Xmas movies. A grown, successful, somewhat of an ahole man gets tossed into middle class fatherhood overnight. I just find it funnier and more relatable every year. By far Nic Cages best performance.

-Getting my son a jeep power wheel for Xmas. My family could never afford one growing up. I used to long for one watching that “POW POW Powerwheel” commercial with the kid in the blue truck growing up. I might buy my son 10 of them. F*ck it. Full circle moment for ole Ron Mehico

-I hired an 11/10 26 year old smoke show as employee 6 months ago. I feel Wynn would agree with me that that was an awful idea.

-On a completely unrelated note, I feel legal prostitution would solve a lot of major issues. Just off the top of my head: most adultery, rape, sex trafficking, kidnapping, AIDS, unwanted pregnancies, chickenpox, the COVID shot, etc etc. Anyway, just something I’ve been thinking about

-I’m completely over the elf. Like completely. I mean f*ck off dude

-Happy Holidsys!!!
 
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Besides the elf, our only plans are the Santa Brunch we went to last week.

That and 75 extended family gatherings all month.

But @anthonys735 should thank his lucky stars we don’t also do Santa brunch at the Castle, Santa brunch at Keeneland, cookies with Santa at Signature Club, pictured with Santa at Kentucky Branded, a visit to the live animals at Louis Christmas Shop, etc. etc. etc.

Maybe we’ll drive by the Turner’s house on Chinoe. Kids are only little once, after all.
 
- The sheer amount of Xmas shit my wife likes to pack into this Christmas season with the children is breathtaking. Every night is just stuffed to the gills. Tomorrow we have the snowflake castle and elf workshop and then Saturday we’re hosting 30 people for what is now our annual ugly sweater Christmas party we have. This is not even a fraction of what we’ve already done and is planned for the next month. Take a breath.

-3 weeks between thanksgiving and Xmas sucks. I don’t care for the late thanksgiving. 2 or 3 years ago we had 5 weeks between and it was wonderful. Still say Xmas in late January would be more ideal.

-The family man with Nicholas Cage keeps rising up my ranks of Xmas movies. A grown, successful, somewhat of an ahole man gets tossed into middle class fatherhood overnight. I just find it funnier and more relatable every year. By far Nic Cages best performance.

-Getting my son a jeep power wheel for Xmas. My family could never afford one growing up. I used to long for one watching that “POW POW Powerwheel” commercial with the kid in the blue truck growing up. I might buy my son 10 of them. F*ck it. Full circle moment for ole Ron Mehico

-I hired an 11/10 26 year old smoke show as employee 6 months ago. I feel Wynn would agree with me that that was an awful idea.

-On a completely unrelated note, I feel legal prostitution would solve a lot of major issues. Just off the top of my head: most adultery, rape, sex trafficking, kidnapping, AIDS, unwanted pregnancies, chickenpox, the COVID shot, etc etc. Anyway, just something I’ve been thinking about

-I’m completely over the elf. Like completely. I mean f*ck off dude

-Happy Holidsys!!!

Tea Leoni an all-time underrated babe.
 
Besides the elf, our only plans are the Santa Brunch we went to last week.

That and 75 extended family gatherings all month.

But @anthonys735 should thank his lucky stars we don’t also do Santa brunch at the Castle, Santa brunch at Keeneland, cookies with Santa at Signature Club, pictured with Santa at Kentucky Branded, a visit to the live animals at Louis Christmas Shop, etc. etc. etc.

Maybe we’ll drive by the Turner’s house on Chinoe. Kids are only little once, after all.

The more the better, as long as collegiate sports don’t get pushed at all. Easily the best time of year and always goes too quickly.
 
I have a code word nightly reminder set in my phone.

@wcc31, collegiate sports won’t get overshadowed. And neither will G’s 3 cross over athletic seasons all happening in December as well.
 
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The lass and Princess are out of quarantine and my freedom went with a quickness. Someone has been hiding Xmas stuff that I now have to find room for, on top of everything else. Anyone have Covid or the flu?? I’ll pay for your help.

Got rid of the elf by having him rooting for the dirty birds last year. Princess took the bait and pitched the traitor. Thought I had won the war. Nope, now we have 3 new stuffed characters she has decided to replace the damn elf with.
Told the lass she thinks there should be more.

Informed me tonight she thinks we should have a purple pony and Baby Yoda living in the backyard. I should build a little house and a barn since it’s just grass and plants. Promised me she would be good and would ride the pony all the time. But I would have to feed it and keep everything clean. This is the same little spoiled shit, that is now up to 5 pages of things she wants for Xmas. The worst part is she’s convinced she’s getting every bit of it.

These are the weeks of the year I envy everyone that can drink alcohol. So, I either build a house for a fictional character and a barn for a nonexistent colored pony or I’m the biggest grinch and worst dad ever. That, my friends, is the cost of having a week of freedom, while not factoring in the devious minds of a quarantined lass and Princess.

Won’t even mention the other kids and grandchildren, I can’t even remember all their names, especially all the twins. I’m living the Nightmare Before Christmas, when I actually always looked forward to it. I’m thinking going to the Cayman Islands during Christmas is my only option for sanity. Just leave cash and cards for the vultures and a note I was kidnapped and will be returned after the new year.

Of course, they’re my family and I can’t just disappear, but that would be a dream Xmas.
Well, death is the only other option, just haven’t caught enough fish, yet. Such is life!!
 
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-The family man with Nicholas Cage keeps rising up my ranks of Xmas movies. A grown, successful, somewhat of an ahole man gets tossed into middle class fatherhood overnight. I just find it funnier and more relatable every year. By far Nic Cages best performance.

With all due respect to you and Mrs Dougan who LOVES that movie, it is absolutely terrible.

Plot:
  • Ultra rich investment banker who is out hooking up models gets sent to a parallel universe where he works for some tire co and has a family.
  • Strangely, in this new world he goes to the investment bank he used to work with and used info he knew before to make his way back in that world. But he does like his wife and kids I guess.
  • He goes back to the original world but goes and finds his parallel world’s wife and tries to make a go out of it. But the kids are gone.
The only lesson in this movie is that being super rich is probably a little better if Tea Leoni is your wife. Well no shit.
 
Mack Brown is 73 and Bill Belichick is 72. So I guess they are going younger.

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