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Trial #2 today on the Sovereign Citizen gal who only answers to the "Laws of the Sea."

Jury handed down a $250 maximum fine and 45 days jail to serve on Driving Without a License. Needless to say, she really endeared herself to the panel.

She said we'd be getting a bill for her time spent in court this morning because the Supreme Court of Florida allows it.
 
One amazing feeling is ice cold visine in your eyes. After all the salt blasted in from the steam room my eyes struggle. Get in the car and drop them in…money.
 
-Facebook when you had to have a college email was far and away the best. I left and deleted my account a year after they opened it up to everyone and it turned into a nightmare.

-My wife had hernia surgery this morning and I’m a god awful nurse. Shew wee. Hope she can make it through thanksgiving but it definitely makes me look like a pussy complaining about my vasectomy.

-Man that MSU style of play took way more out of me than I realized.

-Don’t think I realized how many people used Twitter as their news source. Thank god it’s either going to die or be completely retooled. Do people not realize what a disaster that is for society? Good grief. The amazing irony of linking Twitter to talk about how Twitter is failing is not lost on me

-Holiday beer top 3 so far for me:

1)Great Lakes (though it tastes worse to me every year for some reason)

2)Shiner Holiday Cheer

3)Mad Elf - this was a new one to me but was pretty damn good and is 11%
 
I think I’m just working on nostalgia with Great Lakes at this point. Used to taste amazing but either they’ve changed it or I’m just much more sophisticated than I used to be.
 
Trial #2 today on the Sovereign Citizen gal who only answers to the "Laws of the Sea."

Jury handed down a $250 maximum fine and 45 days jail to serve on Driving Without a License. Needless to say, she really endeared herself to the panel.

She said we'd be getting a bill for her time spent in court this morning because the Supreme Court of Florida allows it.

Is she...hawt?
 
I look forward to the peanut butter and chocolate results tomorrow.

(BTW, Reeses’s Big Cup is the ONLY play these days, and they rule over your organic butter)
 
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I came on board when Hayes had the rape stuff in 05. Was looking for info on what happened. Found this place, found paddock and luckily I was accepted in gyero after many beat downs. 17 years, 1 title.
(Back then you got your ass handed to you in here)
 
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I came on in 2005 I believe and my buddy that showed me rupps rafters told me to avoid the paddock and GYERO. Unfortunately for you all I didn’t listen. Almost got ran first post when someone replied QFT and I snapped back thinking he was saying “quit f******g talking” when he was actually saying quoted for truth. I got smashed but never quit, you’re welcome. Blame Will Randolph.

Waking up at 3:45, I came home and talked to my moms bridge friends/our lifelong family friends, went to my downstairs area and then fell asleep in the recliner. Woke up and thought why is it dark at 8:15? Then realized it was still night. 🤦‍♂️ not the first time.
 
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Let’s go Cats!

Enjoying a cup of coffee on the porch, everyone else still asleep. Complete peace! Thought it may have been the first time our 15 mo old made it through the night until the wife came out and said she was up from 1:45-4:15.

Felt guilty for about 2 min and then turned on Below Deck.
 
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Next AD is going to have to come from a big time football school. We're getting left at the station again like what happens every 10 years or so when we think we've done enough to compete and it was only enough to get on par for a few years.

We did some nice things in 2015 and have won some ballgames since but generally haven't done shit for the program otherwise in now 8 years. Marcus be 24 in SEC years.

Moving to no divisions is a freaking call to arms like never before, and it doesn't feel like there's anyone currently in the athletics department that is preparing for it. They're busy standing on the street corner begging other programs to support an 8 game schedule like that's even unsettled business at this point. They're also content to ignore and piss their fanbase off heading into this uncharted territory, which doesn't seem like a great idea.

We've seen and experienced this costly apathy time and again from UK so that now that it's happening in real time, it's especially maddening.

Mitch has to go.
 
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Not many ADs get by with a Joker type hire. Throw in Clyde and a lifetime contract for the Wop and you gave us the holy Trinity.

But you guys fail to mention, or even consider, just how good our Ladies Volleyball and Mens Soccer teams have done, not to mention our championship caliber Cheerleading and Riffle Squads. It’s not just about football and basketball after all.
 
Next AD is going to have to come from a big time football school. We're getting left at the station again like what happens every 10 years or so when we think we've done enough to compete and it was only enough to get on par for a few years.

We did some nice things in 2015 and have won some ballgames since but generally haven't done shit for the program otherwise in now 8 years. Marcus be 24 in SEC years.

Moving to no divisions is a freaking call to arms like never before, and it doesn't feel like there's anyone currently in the athletics department that is preparing for it. They're busy standing on the street corner begging other programs to support an 8 game schedule like that's even unsettled business at this point. They're also content to ignore and piss their fanbase off heading into this uncharted territory, which doesn't seem like a great idea.

We've seen and experienced this costly apathy time and again from UK so that now that it's happening in real time, it's especially maddening.

Mitch has to go.
Rack, investing in your program (coaches, facilities, etc) can’t be a once every 10-15 year task. It’s every year or else you play the game of sliding all the way back and then having to claw your way back up.
 
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- The "Stay Home Sick From School" timeline

6:45am: Not giving a shit about going to school today.

6:47am: Get into character

7:00am-7:30am: spend the next half-hour feigning sickness and FINALLY getting the ok.

7:45: arrive at grandparent's house and given strict instructions from mom and grandma: "if you're sick, you will be on the couch all day long." *Pappy (grandpa) gives me a wink* I smile.

8:15: under the covers watching TV and Pappy delivers a full plate of biscuits and gravy, bacon, two eggs and orange juice.

8:45: Go take dishes in and wash them; Pappy has cracked open a Pabst Blue Ribbon, while he says, "The Mattman!"

9-11: it's game show galore under the covers and on the couch, of course. When I say galore, it means just the undercard of game shows until THE game show comes on. We have Scrabble, Classic Concentration, Sale of the Century, Card Sharks, Tic-Tac-Dough, $25,000 Pyramid, etc. The works, really.

11-noon: The GAME. The MAN. The Price is Right. Bob Barker. The best hour of the day when "sick."

*NOTE: Your aunt is the truant officer for Lewis County schools and she knows you're not at school. So this is around the time you need to watch for her coming and making sure you're really sick. "This is four days in two months you've not been in class, MattsCats."

Noon: Pappy delivers some white beans and cornbread. I'm thinking he's on his 6th or 7th beverage by now.

1-2: Grandma comes into the living room and puts it on Days of Our Lives. I'm not mad.

2:15: Grandma goes for a nap. Pappy cracks open another cold one. Matt is feeling 100% and plays Nerf hoops for the next 3 hours.

Or something like that, I got lazy on that story at the end.

- Give me Eazy E -"Real Muthaphuckkin G's" as my go-to 90s rap song. Love Dre, Snoop, and Death Row, but that was a Mount Rushmore diss song. It could be George Washington.

- Underrated gambling moment: stumbling into The Golden Nugget at 3am and throwing $10 down on some random roulette table on "8" and the two other offensive lineman-looking guys follow suit with $20/piece and it hits. Those guys picked me up and hugged me for what seemed like an hour.

- If I was forced to watch a cartoon for the rest of my life, I think I'm going Tom and Jerry.

- Hope Reese's Cups wins today. Those and Kit Kats are also 1000% better after being in a freezer overnight.

- Baseball Stars will forever be the GOAT video game to me. The innovator of player creation, I believe. Gonna crack a couple open for the SNK Crushers, Lovely Ladies, Ghastly Monsters, Brave Warriors, Japan Robins, World Powers, Ninja Blacksox, and American Dreams.

- Early 5-team parlay using the old FOOTBALL gambling cards:

Duke +10
Michigan -17
TCU -3
WVU +8
NCST +4

$10 to win $200
 
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Rack, investing in your program (coaches, facilities, etc) can’t be a once every 10-15 year task. It’s every year or else you play the game of sliding all the way back and then having to claw your way back up.
Rack to Mars. The arms race is literally nonstop. They should already be in the planning/execution stages of the next football project. And the one after that.
 
  • I expect a full white flag in todays Georgia game. When there is little chance for victory, the Stoops plan is to barely unpack the tent and go run heavy into a brick wall. Bet the under.
  • ESPN story this morning got me more than choked up looking at the faces of the three boys slain at UVA. Senseless. Can’t imagine the family pain this evil mfer caused.
  • My job sucks. There I said it.
  • Gonna take the fam to the CIA for a nice little meal tomorrow. Assuming little man’s flu subsides. Influenza A.
  • @HymanKaplan throw this tune in your bus jams queue. Live version played on Royal Albert Hall’s pipe organ is an all-timer. 2 drops, Clean.
  • Pink grapefruits are my new secret shame. I plow thru those things.
  • My son is planning on taking some food chemistry distilling program. Going to Italy spring soph semester to develop his pallet. Needs Dad to join ::winkyface::
  • His Volvo is shot. Need another vehicle. Maybe I give him mine (‘13 Bimmer vert w/46k). And I get something non-e and interesting.
  • Eyes out for Parker’s Heritage 2022 LE.
 
KK - grapefruit is freaking outstanding man

LOVE a chilled one in the mornings w/a dash of sugar

So - for me - Gonzaga has the potential to be a more deeply despised foe than Duke or Kansas -- I don't normally get TOO worked up over early season games but Kentucky better run those Jack-Legged Mofos off the court -- i desperately wanna see a 15-20 point win
 
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Great story Matts. Unfortunately my dad was the truant officer for McCracken. I had to be really sick to miss.

Parents did schedule dental and dr appts mid morning on the first two days of the NCAAT and my dad would take me home after and miss the rest of the day. Something about being there past 10:30 counted as full attendance.
 
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