Imagine being a Hoosier and trying to raise your kids as IU fans.
"But you don't understand, we were once a top 5 program. Yes, it's been 20 years since we last made a Final Four, and no, we didn't win it that year, but you just don't understand.
Yes, I know 1987 was 25 years before you were born, but trust me, we were really good in the 70s and 80s.
Yes, I know our biggest win this millennium was a December win 10 years ago against our hated rival, and then they beat our ass 3 months later when it mattered, but believe me, we WERE really good at one time. This is your heritage."
"OK, Dad - whatever."
If they weren't so sanctimonious and awful, I'd almost feel sorry for them.
(But they are so I don't).