Time to think about doing something totally different than the "Madness" we're accustomed to.
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My football boner is at 12 o'clock noon so it gets a pass, but this madness spectacle is sorry as f***
I got in trouble a few days ago for that, but I stand by my comment. These assholes look like bitches. And then compare that to our football team. It’s like our basketball guys want to look soft.
What's wrong with having some semblance of a competitive scrimmage?
- Stoops is retiring here. He is a pragmatic Midwesterner. He is not starting over again.
- I have no idea what this stuff on my tv was.
I do long for the days of staying up until midnight to watch an actual scrimmage.
- Jimmy Dykes stuck his tongue deep in Debby Antonelli’s asshole at around 4:00 this afternoon in a suite at the Hyatt.
- I did have a nightmare after a dark gym Super Tuesday loss where I was in one of those Russian cuck videos and Jimmy Dykes was railing my wife. I was tied up in the corner and had a gag in my mouth.
- I love UK basketball more than my religion, but I still have this heavy weight in my stomach about them. Last season seems so recent and the dread just hasn’t worn off yet.
- On my way to the bowling alley with some degenerate friends. Bowling alleys might be the most underrated place ever. Purportedly I once crushed up a couple adderalls and chopped out lines on the scoring screen at LaRue Lanes during a Thursday night league in law school. I do not recall this though so it is denied. Hopefully my place still has its cigarette machine.
- Tomorrow we will be up 12 to 10 with four and half left in the game. Georgia will be at our 45. We stuff them on a huge 4 and 2. Then a flag comes in late for targeting. Georgia gets 15 and the first down. They bleed the clock and the ghost of that glasses-wearing mexican kicker nails the game winning FG as time expires. I walk out into traffic and submit to the ultimate darkness. I’m afraid this is how this game is going to go. The ghosts of UK Football haven’t reared their evil heads yet this year. They are overdue.
- GBB!
- SMD
- I have no idea what this stuff on my tv was.
I do long for the days of staying up until midnight to watch an actual scrimmage.
- Jimmy Dykes stuck his tongue deep in Debby Antonelli’s asshole at around 4:00 this afternoon in a suite at the Hyatt.
- I did have a nightmare after a dark gym Super Tuesday loss where I was in one of those Russian cuck videos and Jimmy Dykes was railing my wife. I was tied up in the corner and had a gag in my mouth.
- I love UK basketball more than my religion, but I still have this heavy weight in my stomach about them. Last season seems so recent and the dread just hasn’t worn off yet.
- On my way to the bowling alley with some degenerate friends. Bowling alleys might be the most underrated place ever. Purportedly I once crushed up a couple adderalls and chopped out lines on the scoring screen at LaRue Lanes during a Thursday night league in law school. I do not recall this though so it is denied. Hopefully my place still has its cigarette machine.
- Tomorrow we will be up 12 to 10 with four and half left in the game. Georgia will be at our 45. We stuff them on a huge 4 and 2. Then a flag comes in late for targeting. Georgia gets 15 and the first down. They bleed the clock and the ghost of that glasses-wearing mexican kicker nails the game winning FG as time expires. I walk out into traffic and submit to the ultimate darkness. I’m afraid this is how this game is going to go. The ghosts of UK Football haven’t reared their evil heads yet this year. They are overdue.
- GBB!
- SMD
They at least used to give an effort at Madness.
Also, Clemson 100% sucks. UGA is good, but the shine from that win is gone.
Also, Clemson 100% sucks. UGA is good, but the shine from that win is gone.
No, only my paid site. Send me your routing and account numbers and I’ll get you set up.
Clemson is 3-2, of course the shine was already gone!
Vegas is on a roll for my style gambol right now, good luck out there. +6.5 Philly last night, +13.5 Cuse tonight looking ok so far. Normally it only takes 2-3 weeks for Vegas to sink their teeth in.
Also, I haven’t seen a madness since John Wall. It shows me nothing, but I get it. Still though, back when Pitino brought the boys to Louisville once a year he held an open practice for the fans and that was better than almost any Madness.
Vegas is on a roll for my style gambol right now, good luck out there. +6.5 Philly last night, +13.5 Cuse tonight looking ok so far. Normally it only takes 2-3 weeks for Vegas to sink their teeth in.
Also, I haven’t seen a madness since John Wall. It shows me nothing, but I get it. Still though, back when Pitino brought the boys to Louisville once a year he held an open practice for the fans and that was better than almost any Madness.
Well yeah but they used to somewhat give a shit.
I remember my first midnight madness I stood shivering in line in front of memorial for like 3 hours and then ate a slice of pizza that Tubby threw at me. It was like 2001 or something. I was completely hammered and I don’t really remember anything about the festivities other than I found it extremely boring.
Tune in next week for your next slightly blacked out Ron Mehico memory: midnight madness 2002!!
Tune in next week for your next slightly blacked out Ron Mehico memory: midnight madness 2002!!
My dad texted me during the scrimmage with “where’s that white boy from Cov Cath you were telling me about.”
Old Germans, man.
Old Germans, man.
George was complaining that they weren’t playing defense. He said “this wasn’t what I expected at all”
Yeah, well get used to it, pal.
Congrats on your gifted child.
Mofo lives in a world where MBB is terrible and we routinely beat UT and UF in football.
Pretty sure Clemson’s players have heard enough of Dabo’s bullshit.
I’m okay with this world.
I tried to get my boys to watch, but they were more intrigued by random YouTube videos on their tablets. Which really upsets me. Cal has a lot to prove this season. I don’t give a shit who he’s recruited to this team. He has some things to prove.
Edit - I asked my oldest son if he wanted to watch the “game” rather than his tablet. His response - “why, UK basketball sucks.”
Edit - I asked my oldest son if he wanted to watch the “game” rather than his tablet. His response - “why, UK basketball sucks.”
edit - he is convinced, however, that we are going to the playoffs in football. So maybe the world really has finally turned itself on its head.
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Here is a radical idea why not be great at both football and basketball.
Kyle Tucker is a thin skinned turd but man if that JJ Weaver article didn’t get me right in the feelings. Kid has been through it. 🥺
Pretzel, why haven’t you reached out to me about lunch? You have hurt my feelings.
I promise I won’t try to tongue your asshole, if that is your concern.
I promise I won’t try to tongue your asshole, if that is your concern.
Because I am a terrible person and completely forgot. Blame the ADHD. Pretty confident I could ward off any rogue tonguing so nbd there.
you know what’s neat, tornado sirens at 11:40 pm in October, that’s what.
you know what’s neat, tornado sirens at 11:40 pm in October, that’s what.
Pretzel’s asshole notwithstanding, this is one of the best shows I ever saw. Not this one in particular (that I was at)but this is the best I could find on the tube:
Ha. Fair. Email me. I would email you but I forgot your real identity and I would feel dirty digging up posts of your old power lifting competitions in order to email you.
Why haven't either of you made an extravaganza? Only like 1 more left. Plan accordingly.
Yeah, Wynn & pretzel. Come actually meet everyone.
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Hey now! What did I do?
Severely hungover in Athens. Blue was out last night and even saw some being cocky, ornery, and ready to throw down if UGA didn’t shut up.
Not sure which all frat bro dickbag UGA player I want to see get murdered more.
Stetson Fleming Bennett IV or
Ladd McConkey
played with a dude at Columbus Country Club yesterday named Kincaid Koehler. Def the most all CC name I’ve found there yet
Go Cats
Stetson Fleming Bennett IV or
Ladd McConkey
played with a dude at Columbus Country Club yesterday named Kincaid Koehler. Def the most all CC name I’ve found there yet
Go Cats
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late response i know -
but dude really looked.... vacant eyed almost that entire game
anywho - hope he turns up somewhere fun and fulfilling like .....Western Carolina - i like his gravel/grumble muppet voice....
The incoming flow of texts and calls from georgia friends and associates has been heart warming - they LIKE the idea of kentucky being second in the east - but SO MANY of those kind, drawling, peach staters are still too condescending about Kentucky football for me to maintain more than 5 mins civility with these game-week communications
God help us all if Kentucky slips up and wins this game
It’s just NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN, JOJO
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