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-hardin once refused an autograph to a young rudd1 at red lobster on nicholasville rd. He was on a date or some such. Goofy **** was lucky someone recognized him. His loss.
 
In the 20 years I’ve known Wodie Sloot, she never complains about a wedding so long as......

- it doesn’t interfere with football season
- it doesn’t interfere with basketball season
- it doesn’t interfere with the Blue/White scrimmage
- it’s ay least two weeks clear of National Signing Day
- the Save the Date is 9+ months in advance
- the wedding hashtag is acceptable
- the invitations are sent out 7-8 months in advance
- nobody has the audacity to bring gifts to the wedding
- the wedding shower is limited to only 1, isn’t co-Ed, and also doesn’t interfere with any of the above
- there is a wide variety of organic, farm fresh, non GMO food options at any and all activities
- the bar is open and has diet and/or reduced calorie versions of all mixers
- the entranceways and exists are all clearly marked, HIPAA protected, OSHA approved, and ADA compliant
- there is a reasonable amount of parking
- the band plays a nice mixture of both classic wedding music and newer pop hits, allowing for both intimate slow dancing and more up tempo group style interaction
- the weather on the day of the weding is cool enough to avoid excessive sweating and difficulty with hair maintenance, but warm enough to not need additional layers of unnecessary clothing
- the bride and groom consult a licensed Emily Post professional so as to clearly communicate matrimonial etiquette on all mailings
- children are allowed to attend but are given a separate area to enjoy activities on their own under adult supervision
- the selected partner hotels are a minimum of 4 stars with the option to upgrade to a larger suite



I’m sure I’m forgetting a few, but that’s some of it.
 
I knew that part from the invitation being specifically addressed, Bob. Also, who brings their kid to a Black Tie Optional wedding?

And PTI, that sounds about right. I don't care too much about National Signing Day, save the dates/invites, parking, or diet drinks.
 
Hopefully the menu won’t upset her tummy.

I mean, if it’s good enough for the Foo Fighters...
 
At least 2/3 of that list is correct by ws standards. I'd say just avoid:

*UL/UK basketball games
*home games basketball or football
*major holidays

...and have an open bar.

-:joy: @ SAE's black suit hate. We're not going to a job interview or Keeneland. White shirt with cuffs, black tie, well polished shoes. Much more versatile than a tux.

-For the main complainers it's time you own a navy suit anyway. You're all 40 years old and they're as versatile as it gets. Everyone should have at least 1 gray and 1 navy suit. Men's Warehouse basically gives away free suites these days.

-We're going to need some more QBs so I have no issue taking back Williams. I'd say the kid got the dose of humility necessary.

-Class seems very very solid but I don't like we didn't sign any playmakers. Lee would take this class to the next level.

-pocket coffee candy:eek:
 
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We shall see. Front 7 haul is impressive, doh. Important thing is consistency, building quality depth, and redshirting. Keep this thing rolling and gradually moving forward.
 
I feel strokin’s posts about his wife staying home. I’m dreading the next 2 weeks while my wife is off with the kids. You’d think she was locked in a u-haul with a couple of raccoons the way she bitches. HAVING SAID THAT I always get to work about an extra hour early on those days, so I get it.

The transfer has to be Russ Yeast, right? I’m less convinced Mac Jones is dumb enough to leave Alabama.

I, for one, am glad chad finally left gyero. He’s a miserable little bitch and I hope someone tells him I said that.
 
We knew the Louisville game was a risk( she doesn’t care either) Never imagined back in the spring that football might be a bowl conflict.

As for the BCS, they can set their Dvr’s, enjoy a live band and open bar while wearing black tie optional attire.

And I get a tax break since it’s before the end of the year.:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
 
Would he have to sit a year? I mean, terry wilson is my quarterback but I’m good with letting him hold a clipboard for a couple years.
 
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Reading up on Kauai, I’m seeing a somewhat recurrent trend in the guidebook. Pretty much any activity/guide business starts off with “yeah they may seem disinterested/dicks, but it’s cool. Totally worth it brah.”
 
- Basketball Cats will look better, but lose going away in the 2nd half I'm afraid. UNC-78 UK-67.

Think its going to be a much higher scoring game imo w the Cats completely squeaking out a win in the last 2mins thanks to one of our Freshman guards, who plays out their a$$ (fingers Xd that ALL of them are prepared and ready for this one), thanks to the upper classman's stellar D.

97 UK - UNC 91
 
- Dr. Boat invited me to his wedding drunkenly when we ran into each other in Vegas. That counts as an invite, right?

- +1 owning a tux. Ladies love dressing up for Galas, fundraisers, etc. Might purchase a dark navy tux jacket this year. Sharp look.

- Navy, deep blue, and charcoal are the non-tux suits in the rotation. Black? GTFO.

- Kauai is the tits. Bottom line.

- Haven't caught up on the twitter machine today, there was a signing day?

- Just joined the FB Bourbon Secondary Markey groups. Holy hell, that's a whole different world out there. Just trying to expand my knowledge a bit, but that's quite the rabbit hole.
 
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- Dr. Boat invited me to his wedding drunkenly when we ran into each other in Vegas. That counts as an invite, right?

- +1 owning a tux. Ladies love dressing up for Galas, fundraisers, etc. Might purchase a dark navy tux jacket this year. Sharp look.

- Navy, deep blue, and charcoal are the non-tux suits in the rotation. Black? GTFO.

- Kauai is the tits. Bottom line.

- Haven't caught up on the twitter machine today, there was a signing day?

- Just joined the FB Bourbon Secondary Markey groups. Holy hell, that's a whole different world out there. Just trying to expand my knowledge a bit, but that's quite the rabbit hole.

Like I said above, ^, .
 
Hey DocB, just heard that our military compleyely innialated isis in Syria...I mean, like the last 100 of them are, as of recently...gone, dead, destroyed by our military/our drones, our fantastic troops...w no civilian casualties whatsoever. Fvck yeah man. That is efficiency at its best man. Trump also said that we're pulling outta there and bringing our troops home now. Sweet!

Just great news imo man. Complete respect to all who served, all who do this to make our lives better. Thanks man...
 
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This team needs to show us a gear they haven’t shown us yet to win Saturday. Not saying they don’t have that gear, just saying they haven’t displayed it yet.
 
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My office window overlooks a large retention basin. Very beautiful. It always has wildlife in it. Few weeks ago we noticed some really neat looking ducks have been frequenting the pond. Looked them up - hooded mergansers. Something about ducks, man. Never been into hunting but anytime I see a pretty duck I want to kill it. Nothing against the ducks, they’re just sorta killable, if that makes sense. I need a hobby outside of screaming at my kids games. Maybe I’ll take up duck hunting.
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Its UNC c'mon, a mfn milestone eveytime we play them, ya know...if Cal can't pull this supposed gear outta them to get this win than its going to be a very long season for us all and I think we need this one for momentum, imo.

We need this team to play w extreme passion and heavy hearts after that horrid Duke loss earlier, we need to beat them bastards with a mfn vengeance imo, and get this year's version of the team moving up in the rankings once again. Not that ranking mean ish this early yet...

Too much to ask?
 
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The pretentiousness of this wedding attire topic has reached epic levels, even for those who generally set the bar at A1 stupidity.
 
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