* Thought I got a steal on Dylan Bundy in this year's fantasy baseball draft, but last night his ERA after giving up 7 earned runs on 0.0 innings was "INF."
Is that good?
* Bumped into a New Orleans friend last summer in Aspen (/random). I knew he used to act back in the day, but didn't realize he was this guy....
....in
Porky's. Great role. Fantastic movie.
* I keep seeing these little mini plastic bottles/cans of drinks. Water, beer, soft drinks, etc. Like 8-10 ounces. What self respecting asshole can't finish a normal 12 ounce beverage?
F you if you can't.
* Merrell.
* I had to Google Donald Glover, because I literally have no clue who that guy is. Not sure what all that new video is trying to accomplish, other than provoke controversy.
* Albert Pujols was the worst player in all of baseball last year. This year he's a little better, but not much. And then the Angels still owe him another $87 million over 3 years, PLUS an additional $10 million over 10 years for "personal services."
He's also older than his listed age. Hash tag fail?
* Got a speeding ticket today. Cops out to save the world by penalizing me for going 47 in a 35. Not feeling all blue lives matter right now.
* Brooks Brothers outlet on fleek yesterday, imo. 3 polos for $99. 4 button downs for $190. 2 suits for $500.
* Chittenden.