So I went out to eat yesterday after work but before the kids/wife got out of daycare/work. Long day at work, so I just wanted to relax and stare at my phone. A guy walks in, asks for an application, and sits down at the next table. As I'm thinking "Don't f*cking think about talking to me" he looks over and says, (I sh*t you not,) "Hey man, this is a little embarrassing, but how do you spell "cashier?"
So I answer the guy's question, making sure to imply the appropriate amount of annoyance, and go back to eating. A couple minutes later, "Hey man, sorry to bother you again.. I swear this is the last time... but it says here "Have you ever been convicted of a crime..." I plead guilty to domestic violence four years ago... do you think that counts? That's a crime... right? Yeah?"
"Man, I'm not a legal expert, but I'm pretty sure that's a crime."
He finishes the application, takes it up to the manager, they talk for a few minutes. He drops the owner's name. I overhear that he was to start training today at ten.
So instead of feeling good that the guy wanted (and was granted) a job, you were a complete ass hat. Impressive.