GYERO ARCHIVE

[_Chase_]

You telling me this guy doesn't have a piece of toast in his pocket, and some milk in his lunch thermos?

Of course he does.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

FREE GALLON OF MILK AND LOAF OF BREAD WITH EVERY SHAME SHACK RENTAL*








* toaster not included

 

[CatManDoo]

I choose to believe that Mitch snacks on milk and toast.

Right before bedtime, whilst wearing his footie pajamas in his twin bed, curled up with the New Testament.

 

[_Chase_]

Gillispie on the other hand.

 

[PTI (pti)]

Arguing for coaches and ADs to handle all discipline issues internally is probably NOT a good idea.

 

[RibsAndWhiteBread]

Chase is an odd bird.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

Arguing for coaches and ADs to handle all discipline issues internally is probably NOT a good idea.

OTOH you can't argue with the results!

 

[_Chase_]

 

[Dennis Reynolds]

He honestly has the look of someone that could eventually be in favor of enacting an ethnic cleansing.

Not saying he would *today* just that he probably would *some day*

He looks like a cross between the Donald and one of those superzombie things in I Am Legend. Just a really unfortunate face.

 

[Geese Feeder]

Just a really unfortunate face.

 

[PTI (pti)]

That dude has spent some serious time on a backhoe. Per him.

 

[ukwizard]

Reading the Monk article on PayCal.com and realize Monk was born just as the 98 team was gearing up for its run. Mercy I feel old.

 

[Wildcat Willy]

Nailed it.

 

[PTI (pti)]

So, how did John Saunders die?

Maybe a dumb question, but nothing I've read said how or why.

 

[BeaveUKGT]

I'm guessing he died in his sleep, given the timing of the news coming out. And I'm guessing cause is unknown at this point.

 

[buckethead1978]

Drowned

 

[PTI (pti)]

Any other stupid random guesses?

Thanks.

 

[cawoodsct]

I'll throw out suicide

 

[_Chase_]

Suicide would probably be the favorite in Vegas.

 

[CoolCat45]

Decapitation seems to be popular these days. Put me down for that.

 

[legalbeagle123]

A 12-year-old boy who took his turn on the water slide just three days before 10-year-oldCaleb Schwab was killed on it says that during the ride only one thing was holding him in: velcro.

"I was kind of shocked," Noah Boganowski tells PEOPLE. "I thought there would be belts holding us in but instead it was just velcro. It was across your chest and across your legs. You would just stick the velcro to the other piece." While riding Verrück water slide at Schlitterbahn Waterpark in Kansas City, Kansas – the tallest water park in the world – he remembers going down a steep decline and "feeling like it could have come loose."

At least two other people have reported their velcro straps did come loose or snap within the past year, according to the Associated Press .

His mother, Liz, who wasn't at the park with him, says that her son strapped himself in on his own. A ride operator came by, looked at his restraint and although he was asked if it was on tight, no one double checked. While park employees made sure the four people in total on each raft weighed between 400 and 550 pounds, Noah says that no one asked him his height or age. "They didn't ask you anything like that," he says.

Dr. Kenneth Solomon at the Institute of Risk & Safety Analysis tells PEOPLE it would be very concerning if the ride in fact only used velcro as a constraint. "That's a definite no-no," he says. "Velcro is not good for force that pulls outward. It also doesn't secure well and most importantly if there is any kind of debris in the velcro material it would affect the ability to adhere." Plus, he said, all rides similar to this one should not only be required to ask your height but also have a measuring device mounted on the wall. "If he's too small it's clearly a problem because you can gain a lot of velocity in that kind of drop," he says.

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TFP, that entire park will be bankrupt and closed within a year or two.

That lawsuit is teed up and ready to be ripped a thousand yards through the fairway, out of the atmosphere and into the center of the sun.

Other patrons only had velcro strapping them in = check.
Other patrons felt it may come loose as well = check.
No one checked to see that height and weight requirements were met = check.
No one checked to see if velcro was fastened correctly on a child = check.
Expert witness already on board = check.
Gruesome decapitation = check.
Son of a legislator = check.
Quote about ride being "safe dangerous" = check

OTOH, only one kid had been decapitated. 99.99% non-decapitation rides.

 

[Dennis Reynolds]

Family said specifics unknown, but that he had not been feeling well physically in recent days and was 'unresponsive' this morning.

 

[PTI (pti)]

Sickle cell, basically.

 

[BKH34]

Decapitation seems to be popular these days. Put me down for that.

"His head fell off?"

"Yeah, he was pretty old."

 

[B.B.d.K.]

Jesus, Carmelo.

 

[catholic_back]

If Slice doesn't incorporate Milk Toast Mitch into one of his mock BJW posts, missing a golden opportunity.

Maybe Willy could even create a cartoon rendering, FCC jersey on of course.

 

[ukwizard]

FIBA needs to adopt NBA rules or get pumped.

 

[roguemocha]

Except the goaltending rule, literally everything would get taken off the rim in the NBA.

 

[GYERater]

Learn reading comprehension you ****ing idiot.

 

[roguemocha]

Obviously read it the other way. I like a some of the changes honestly, maybe it's just seeing it a different way though.

 

[Joey Rupption]

Starting off every post with "if I'm reading this correctly" can get you out of a lot of jams, ime.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

Big table tennis match on NBCSN- Ding v. Li, game 7 of gold medal match!

 

[MaxPowerrr]

Big by Ding Ning!

 

[MaxPowerrr]

thought Li went five hole but it was long!

 

[MaxPowerrr]

Brutal backhand

 

[MaxPowerrr]

that's probably enough

 

[MaxPowerrr]

Li showing why she's the defending gold medal winner

 

[MaxPowerrr]

But Ding Ning wins the gold!

 

[anthonys735]

Surely I'm not the only one hoping PTI gets snapped up by a cougar(feline) while in Colorado. Bear would also work.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

Big sailing prelim races. The winner is dysentery