Google Conspiracy Part 2

[Willy4UK]

On the way to work with the lil lady today. I am singing the jingle to her "the best part of waking up is having Foldgers in your cup"

I shit you not. She got an email from Foldgers on her Gmail acct about 5 minutes later. She's never received and email from Foldgers before.

 

[buckethead1978]

Never heard of that company

 

[jameslee32]

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

 

[JohnBlue_]

Every move you make is being monitored it seems. I can get a phone call, and it doesn't matter who it's from within a hour a telemarketer will call. If no one calls, no spam calls. I'd like to know how that happens.

 

[-Mav-]

I just primed me an aluminum foil phone case. Screw ‘em.

 

[Col. Angus]

I took a shit today... real nasty one. Like a shotgun blasted the inside of the bowl. After I flushed I had to tear off some extra TP and wipe the bowl down so my coworkers wouldn't know what happened. Kinda embarrassing.

10 minutes later I saw a Pepto ad on my Google search page.

I shit you not.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Learn gang stalked.

 

[the nail at the foul line]

Hate Sting all you want, but he was right.

 

[Hankshaker]

Reptoids, man...

 

[BlueElvis]

Hate Sting all you want, but he was right.

YEAH!!!!

 

[*CatinIL*]

I took a shit today... real nasty one. Like a shotgun blasted the inside of the bowl. After I flushed I had to tear off some extra TP and wipe the bowl down so my coworkers wouldn't know what happened. Kinda embarrassing.

10 minutes later I saw a Pepto ad on my Google search page.

I shit you not.

Damnit Col...that made me laugh...now I'll be getting a robo call....Damn you!

 

[trav55]

I took a shit today... real nasty one. Like a shotgun blasted the inside of the bowl. After I flushed I had to tear off some extra TP and wipe the bowl down so my coworkers wouldn't know what happened. Kinda embarrassing.

10 minutes later I saw a Pepto ad on my Google search page.

I shit you not.

You have to be shitting me.

 

[trav55]

I work with a girl that always said “I’m gonna punch you in the throat”. I always said “that’s pretty harsh! Just slap me or something, but a punch tone throat?!?!” Well, it was our running joke. On Facebook early on in the dumb joke, I see an add for tee shirts that say “I’m gonna to punch you in the throat”. After that, I knew the phone listens to absolutely anything.

iPhone people, ever had your Siri wake up and complete a sentence you were saying when you didn’t even say “hey Siri” and you were completely randomly talking to someone else not even using your phone?

 

[*CatinIL*]

I work with a girl that always said “I’m gonna punch you in the throat”. I always said “that’s pretty harsh! Just slap me or something, but a punch tone throat?!?!” Well, it was our running joke. On Facebook early on in the dumb joke, I see an add for tee shirts that say “I’m gonna to punch you in the throat”. After that, I knew the phone listens to absolutely anything.

iPhone people, ever had your Siri wake up and complete a sentence you were saying when you didn’t even say “hey Siri” and you were completely randomly talking to someone else not even using your phone?

 

[starchief5]

I took a shit today... real nasty one. Like a shotgun blasted the inside of the bowl. After I flushed I had to tear off some extra TP and wipe the bowl down so my coworkers wouldn't know what happened. Kinda embarrassing.

10 minutes later I saw a Pepto ad on my Google search page.

I shit you not.

Good to know, Col. Thanks for the report.

 

[CastleRubric]

On the way to work with the lil lady today. I am singing the jingle to her "the best part of waking up is having Foldgers in your cup"

I shit you not. She got an email from Foldgers on her Gmail acct about 5 minutes later. She's never received and email from Foldgers before.

That’s a thing

Eventually I’m convinced we’ll be encouraged to have the “uplink” in your body — and the network will be blended with AI

perfect hell of the hive-mind and the death of the will

 

[Willy4UK]

perfect hell of the hive-mind and the death of the will

Hope they have a discount code off couponcode.com for that

 

[robo222]

On the way to work with the lil lady today. I am singing the jingle to her "the best part of waking up is having Foldgers in your cup"

I shit you not. She got an email from Foldgers on her Gmail acct about 5 minutes later. She's never received and email from Foldgers before.

That's funny.... and my story...
Was in a Lowes, looking at an Alexa, and a Google Home unit... Young guy is standing close by and I ask... "you know anything about these?"...

He said he had an Alexa... He tells me be careful with them... Said, they say they don't listen but as a test he and his wife talked about cat food just to see... Said, we don't have a cat!... Next thing he notices cat food ads popping up on websites... So I hear ya Willy4... Big Brother is real and it's today.

 

[Willy4UK]

That's funny.... and my story...
Was in a Lowes, looking at an Alexa, and a Google Home unit... Young guy is standing close by and I ask... "you know anything about these?"...

He said he had an Alexa... He tells me be careful with them... Said, they say they don't listen but as a test he and his wife talked about cat food just to see... Said, we don't have a cat!... Next thing he notices cat food ads popping up on websites... So I hear ya Willy4... Big Brother is real and it's today.

Damn right.

No one wants cat food when you got no damn cat. Absurd!

 

[Kooky Kats]

It’s funny how Google / Apple / Facebook are run and constructed by leftists but give zero fs about spying/stealing/selling you’re personal information away as they see fit. Marxist coonts.

I ain’t kidding. Google it.

 

[FrankUnderwood]

I took a shit today... real nasty one. Like a shotgun blasted the inside of the bowl. After I flushed I had to tear off some extra TP and wipe the bowl down so my coworkers wouldn't know what happened. Kinda embarrassing.

10 minutes later I saw a Pepto ad on my Google search page.

I shit you not.

Have you ever tried absorbing your feces?

 

[FrankUnderwood]

They’re always listening... always. Kidding (sort of )

I find it kinda funny that people are all in a dither about this Facebook stuff... lol , it’s like wtf did you expect ? Are you surprised ? What’s even better is I’ll see people bashing Facebook, screaming about Facebook and how terrible Mark Z is... ON FACEBOOK !?!
People aren’t up in arms about instagram (Facebook owned) or WhatsApp (Facebook owned) or Snapchat / Twitter etc... all of which have/ use your private “data”
Let’s not even get started on the Amazon Alexa/ google home pod things ...

 

[Lexie's Dad]

I was talking to a guy at work today. He said of his wife, "She's lazier than me." So to make him laugh I decide to YouTube the parody song "Mama She's Lazy" and play it for him.

I enter "mama she's" and the auto complete suggestion is lazy. I watch hard rock videos and rasslin on YouTube. It took me back a bit. Maybe it's nothing, but Damn it was an odd coincidence.

 

[CastleRubric]

Hope they have a discount code off couponcode.com for that

Also...there’s probably a great “band name” or two lurking in that description


You just bring out the best in me William... what can I say?

 

[Xception]

What happened to me was I was just tripping out like we all do making phone ringing noises, blehlehlehlehlehlut blehlehlehlehlut blelehlehlehlehlut and then the phone really did ring. Talk about chills

 

[-Mav-]

It’s funny how Google / Apple / Facebook are run and constructed by leftists but give zero fs about spying/stealing/selling you’re personal information away as they see fit. Marxist coonts.

I ain’t kidding. Google it.

"Wildcat Friend, what we're trying to do is personalize everyone's internet experience."

 

[Willy4UK]

Also...there’s probably a great “band name” or two lurking in that description


You just bring out the best in me William... what can I say?

hahahaha

 

[-Mav-]

hahahaha

"Wildcat Friend, if you found that post to be humorous, perhaps you will also enjoy this short video"

 

[Pickle_Rick]

The Matrix is real!! We're just batteries for our AI overlords!!

 

[AustinTXCat]

Google has more information on you than Facebook, but users and investors don't seem to mind.

 

[Nuke99m]

 

[funKYcat75]

all your data are belong to us

 

[Mills_for_Three]

 

[JStaff2187]

If all you talk about is big boobs, that’s all they’ll suggest to you. Just sayin.

 

[the nail at the foul line]

If all you talk about is big boobs, that’s all they’ll suggest to you. Just sayin.

Is that what happened to Bruce Jenner?

 

[CatGotMyTongue]

I work with a girl that always said “I’m gonna punch you in the throat”. I always said “that’s pretty harsh! Just slap me or something, but a punch tone throat?!?!” Well, it was our running joke. On Facebook early on in the dumb joke, I see an add for tee shirts that say “I’m gonna to punch you in the throat”. After that, I knew the phone listens to absolutely anything.

iPhone people, ever had your Siri wake up and complete a sentence you were saying when you didn’t even say “hey Siri” and you were completely randomly talking to someone else not even using your phone?

Siri thing happened to me. Shit is real

 

[CatGotMyTongue]

I say give your phones SOMETHING to listen to

 

[Funkjumper]

Guys, I think this goes deeper than just phones. I just poured my first glass of Makers and 8 seconds later a Makers Mark commercial comes on TV. I’ve been in Santa Fe for a week and haven’t seen a bourbon commercial until now.

 

[*CatinIL*]

I say give your phones SOMETHING to listen to

"THEY" get NOISE from me...

 

[*CatinIL*]

Guys, I think this goes deeper than just phones. I just poured my first glass of Makers and 8 seconds later a Makers Mark commercial comes on TV. I’ve been in Santa Fe for a week and haven’t seen a bourbon commercial until now.