They said this verbiage was in the "lost and found" section of the same paper...
LOST
Head coach. Kinda whiney. A little over-rated. Last seen driving white Ford Bronco with Louisville plates heading northeast on I-71. Approach with caution- recently schooled, but not house trained, and just lost a little over 120 followers on Instagram. May be timid and lash out if looked at funny.
DO NOT repeat DO NOT "flash" or say
"L's down"