"UNC may be soon to be 1 and 12 in quad 1 games but I like the way they have navigated a world without Cooper Flagg n it tonight...a world we hoped to never live in."
"In a lot of ways, UNC losing this game strengthens their chances of an at large bid as the committee is grading them like a round of golf. Lower is better. The 1 quad 1 win is actually a positive as it might be the most incredibly deserving resume of all time."
"They aren't on seated on Jimmys plane but it turns out, Jimmy's plane is a glider and UNC is piloting the airplane pulling the glider. What a plot twist for this season."
Above could be real Espn quotes tonight to spin this.