Every Day Should Be Saturday SEC Preview

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Spencer Hall previews every SEC game using strictly comedy and wit. Always a great read.
Here's the link.

Taste of what's there:

Florida at Kentucky. UK warms up with a light scrimmage before the meat of its SEC schedule.

Kentucky at Mississippi State. A matchup of the SEC's two best quarterbacks! The SEC is a British costume drama because a.) saying true things out loud feels wrong and must never happen, and b.) it's about two or three powerful families running everything while peasants fight for the scraps.

Nevada at Texas A&M. The pistol offense against the hurry-up is an older person pulling out a checkbook to pay for something with a huge line forming. Nevada's pretty good, so Kevin Sumlin's gonna have at least three quarters of eye-rolling before he gets his groceries.

 

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Seems like he is putting us as 4-2 predicted in the SEC with toss ups against Mississippi State and Tennessee. He has us beating UGA and losing to Missouri and Auburn.

 

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TOSS UP


Kentucky at South Carolina. This feels like South Carolina's infuriating early loss, the one Spurrier will refer to later by saying, "We lost to Kentucky. We can't take anything for granted."

Florida at Kentucky. UK warms up with a light scrimmage before the meat of its SEC schedule.

Missouri at Kentucky. Pinkel probably has a diary with entries for every day for the past 30 years. Every single entry reads: "That was fine." [Not that far off.] Good lord, Mizzou's consistently depressive personality is perfect for dominating this version of the SEC East.

Auburn at Kentucky. A trap game, if Auburn is not coming off a bye week. Auburn is coming off a bye week. Kentucky should buy supplemental insurance.

Kentucky at Mississippi State. A matchup of the SEC's two best quarterbacks! The SEC is a British costume drama because a.) saying true things out loud feels wrong and must never happen, and b.) it's about two or three powerful families running everything while peasants fight for the scraps.

Tennessee at Kentucky. This could mean something in the SEC East standings. Cries for help come in a thousand forms, and writing this sentence is one of them.

Kentucky at Georgia. [/insert "mind-rattling loss for no reason by a Mark Richt team" here]

Kentucky at Vanderbilt. James Franklin was a really good coach, wasn't he? He was really good at stuff.