Re: Duke/UofL perdiction
2 early flop attempts by UL, however these will cease at about the 15 minute mark in the first half, due to the realization that they are in way over their heads, and will brilliantly concede the flop-fest-contest to Duke, which has already successfully flopped 8 times, and only twice unsuccessfully. K will have already berated 2 of the officials into post-traumatic-stress insubordinate syndrome before the second tv timeout, much to the disdain of Rick, who already has changed his skivvies twice, due to the incredible amount of bs flying from his mouth and sliding beneath his tailered suit. The half will come to a close with Harrell slamming a runaway steal and Jones, in an attempt at a chest bump flop, will slip and tackle a Duke player instead, resulting in a T and 2 free throws, Duke by 1 at the half.
Stall tactics prove futile as Rick could never hold onto anything longer than 15 seconds, let alone a 2 point lead, and Duke opens it up to a 12 point lead midway through the second half. But to their credit UL mounts an incredible comeback as Tommy Turtleneck, a surprisingly new transfer from Secondchanceuniversity, replaces Harrell in the lineup, who was ejected for punching coach K in the scrotum in retaliation for another such alledged incident earlier this year. With the score tied and 15 seconds to go , an amazing ghost in the likeness of Jamal Mashburn swoops down from the chicken coop ceiling and sprinkles kitty liter on the floor and the remainder or the game is cancelled due to cat-scratch-fever.
