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I'm gonna pound beverages this evening. Terrible week. medicating...

Starting off - Going with bourbon neat right now. I'll report back later with findings.
 
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Blantons sticky and buttery. Hot- but not too hot.

Just erased a 300-word rant as to why my life is challenging...

Sack-up, drink up - stop bitching and love life while you can.

I need #weeD-League to chill me out....
 
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Rant:

My stupid neighbors are listening to DMB and I want to throw eggs at them. It's agitating me, but I just fired up the Silver Surfer, and I'm going to vape my pain away.

Non rant:

Happy Mother's Day to all the D League Lurking Momma's out there. I know there are tons of youins. You are special, and you are liked.
 
Checking in on the neighbor's dog, so I brought my dog down so they could play together. They played for 5 min, now they both just want to lay around.

What if your dog just ripped the other dog's jugular out and pissed on it like I want to do to my neighbors, but jk, of course. That would be bad and awkward to explain to your neighbor. Glad your dog is not a murderer. But if he was, I might pay for his services right now...

...on 4th Dave song. Not even good ones, either. I've heard most of this junk on the radio.
 
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BlueRupp...Good luck on the internship. I have some advice to give you later...

Norm...sorry to hear about the new car getting totaled...glad you are OK.

@JasonSpear...I am not @JasonSpear on Facebook @JasonSpear either.

Mav...sorry to hear about your wife's kidney stones. Go easy on the shine, brother.

All Jackals...glad to see some new faces in the D. To think...all that time and effort wasted on the old site...when all we needed to boost recruitment was a "Like" scam? go figure.
 
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My less than 300 word rant on running...

I have always hated running but...

I ran in the Throo The Zoo 5K race this morning with my oldest daughter, kaizerette #1. It started waaaaaaay too early (8am) but it was fun. I hate to run. Always loved sports...but always hated just running. I ran during team conditioning and I ran sprints in practice and obviously ran during the practices and games themselves. I even ran on my own for conditioning purposes in the off-season. But all of that was a "have to" situation if there ever was one. Not a "want to" situation.

Never thought in a million years that I would enter a race just to run because I wanted to. So glad I did though. It was my first 5K race and it was her first 5K race. Can't believe I am typing this...but I hope there will be many more in the future.

BTW...the zoo is the perfect place to run. Plenty of ish to look at to keep your mind off running. All the animals seemed to be saying, "WTF are you people doing here so early?" And I'm pretty sure one of the monkeys flipped me off and tried to throw his ish at me. But it was a beautiful day. The rain stopped before the race started and the sun was shining and the breeze was blowing freely. Just a great day.
 
Kooky...if you haven't passed out yet...now is the PERFECT time to post that 300 word rant. Even if it turns into a 500 word rumbling, bumbling, stumbling slurring imitation of what used to be a rant.
Man... Too. Pooped. 3 Blanton on empty stomach.

Glad you had a good day.

Celebrate your moms.
 
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My less than 300 word rant on running...

I have always hated running but...

I ran in the Throo The Zoo 5K race this morning with my oldest daughter, kaizerette #1. It started waaaaaaay too early (8am) but it was fun. I hate to run. Always loved sports...but always hated just running. I ran during team conditioning and I ran sprints in practice and obviously ran during the practices and games themselves. I even ran on my own for conditioning purposes in the off-season. But all of that was a "have to" situation if there ever was one. Not a "want to" situation.

Never thought in a million years that I would enter a race just to run because I wanted to. So glad I did though. It was my first 5K race and it was her first 5K race. Can't believe I am typing this...but I hope there will be many more in the future.

BTW...the zoo is the perfect place to run. Plenty of ish to look at to keep your mind off running. All the animals seemed to be saying, "WTF are you people doing here so early?" And I'm pretty sure one of the monkeys flipped me off and tried to throw his ish at me. But it was a beautiful day. The rain stopped before the race started and the sun was shining and the breeze was blowing freely. Just a great day.
I always wondered what the animals think when they see a big marathon with hundreds of runners. Probably thinking "WTF are they running from"?
 
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My less than 300 word rant on running...

I have always hated running but...

I ran in the Throo The Zoo 5K race this morning with my oldest daughter, kaizerette #1. It started waaaaaaay too early (8am) but it was fun. I hate to run. Always loved sports...but always hated just running. I ran during team conditioning and I ran sprints in practice and obviously ran during the practices and games themselves. I even ran on my own for conditioning purposes in the off-season. But all of that was a "have to" situation if there ever was one. Not a "want to" situation.

Never thought in a million years that I would enter a race just to run because I wanted to. So glad I did though. It was my first 5K race and it was her first 5K race. Can't believe I am typing this...but I hope there will be many more in the future.

BTW...the zoo is the perfect place to run. Plenty of ish to look at to keep your mind off running. All the animals seemed to be saying, "WTF are you people doing here so early?" And I'm pretty sure one of the monkeys flipped me off and tried to throw his ish at me. But it was a beautiful day. The rain stopped before the race started and the sun was shining and the breeze was blowing freely. Just a great day.


hahahahaha. Make sure you put that 13.1 sticker on the back of your car. Gotta let everyone know...
 
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I always wondered what the animals think when they see a big marathon with hundreds of runners. Probably thinking "WTF are they running from"?
LMAO, I need that rolling, laughing smiley again.

They prolly signal each other in animal-ese that an earthquake is imminent cause "humans can mysteriously just sense stuff like that."
 
Yeah, I don't do the sticker on the car deal. No bumper stickers no vacation stickers and I can't stand the 13.1 & 26.2 stickers. They are almost as bad as the stick figure family stickers...almost.

Instead...I am having a bunch of stickers made that read: "5Kaizer". And then I am going to go around and stick them on other people's cars. Have 500 printed already.
 
My adolescent brain's sophomoric sense of humor has always loved those stickers with a drawing/pic of a screw (ie wood fastener) that you put on over stickers's "heart."

Therefore, "I HEART MY DOG" becomes "I SCREW MY DOG," and thus very funny to me :D
 
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Pretty sure I have never mentioned this in the D before but...I hate mowing grass. I hate weed-eating grass even more than I hate mowing it. Atop the long list of reasons for my hatred is the fact that I have allergies. I am allergic to grass, weeds, pollen, flowers, etc...if it blooms in the Spring then I am allergic to it.


OK...so maybe it's more like the 523rd time I have posted in the D on this topic. Deal with it.
 
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I had an early morning gb for mothers day. I will probably slide in another one after I chow on the new bbq place in town.

Some people from Tompkinsville bought a place in town so my little neck of the woods is getting to try some Tompkinsville BBQ. Ill let you know how it goes, Jason.

Is there a way to get this chrome extension off. Its so terrible.
 
I like running, but I hate running in any kind of event. Can't stand all the people around and the tee shirts are awful.

Don't like the stickers on cars. Stick families, 13.1, 26.2, world peace, dealership name. My truck had stickers on the bed announcing that it is equipped with an off road package. Those had to go.

Lawn mowing I don't mind, but weed eating is another thing. I end up covered in little tiny pieces of grass. Makes me itch just thinking about it.
 
Yard work sucks...it's even tougher now that Lowes has bankrupted all of the local grow/garden centers.

You can't find decent trees or flowers to plant... Lowes has these half-shriveled pieces of shit you settle on and in the end you have $300 of plants,veg and mulch that you know will be dead in a week.

F Lowes... I'm hungover - can you tell?

Wife watched some POS Reece Witherspoon movie where she hiked... RW won a friggin Academy Award for that?!? This is why I won't watch movies anymore ... If this is the best performance, then there's no hope for Hollywood. I should get an award for masturbating.

Making BBQ this weekend to officially welcome the summer season.
 
Went to see Age of Ultron tonite. It was OK. Liked the 1st one more. Will count down the days til the next one because Thanos finally takes center stage.
 
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Speaking of Superhero movies, I finally watched Guardians of the Galaxy and I really liked it, especially the tree guy.
 
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Ordered some hybrid jalepeno plants from Gurneys early april. These grow to about 5 inches long and are perfect for stuffin then grilling, still waiting on em to get here. Says sometime next week. I like em stuffed with cheese and wrapped in bacon..
 
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-My 4 creighton myrtles all died. Not blooming. They provide shade to my pool and block the creepy neighbor who talks to her dog for hours on end.

-Azaeala's were really beautiful this year. I try and take good care of the lawn, have it treated, mow on high settings, edge, blow and weed eat. Feels good to have this. No clue why. I normally dont care about this stuff.

-The older I have gotten, the more I want to be unrememerable. Like, you walk into a room, talk to me, then completely forget me. This is the goal. The problem is that I am an ass. 24/7. I try not to be, just cant help it. Its like a gift. The anti-charisma. Instead of liking me, you go away thinking, that guy is an ass. Hope to get that resolved some day.

-Good mother's day for the wife. Gave her a mommy day, kids and I cleaned house, got her a spa day, flowers and nap time.

-Busy next 3 weeks, lots of house projects, lots of social engagements. Probably have to sleep in June.
 
-The older I have gotten, the more I want to be unrememerable. Like, you walk into a room, talk to me, then completely forget me. This is the goal. The problem is that I am an ass. 24/7. I try not to be, just cant help it. Its like a gift. The anti-charisma. Instead of liking me, you go away thinking, that guy is an ass. Hope to get that resolved some day.

:D
 
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