To Pitino "boy what the hell do you think you are doing,coach basketball and go raise cattle, drink good bourbon or something but leave the GD whores alone"
To Cal "I didn't think this OAD shit would work but you have made it so far,if you could put in a stratified hyperbolic paraboloid it might help,by the way I've got my eye on a string of good whiteface cows down in central Ky could you get one of those players you put in the NBA to float me a loan we can make a killing next spring"