Choose a gift for a paddock poster

[Buddy-The-Elf]

Santa needs some ideas for gifts for you guys.

Personally, I would give @Kaizer Sosay an autographed Aaron Judge jersey. Santa’s not sure he has that kind of scratch, though.

 

[Mashburned]

You know who this is for.

 

[AustinTXCat]

For brother Willy:

 

[starchief5]

Jed

 

[starchief5]

Mash

 

[starchief5]

And, finally, a little something for myself.

 

[UKGrad93]

AustinTXCat

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Not for a specific Paddock poster per se but relevant to the topic at hand nonetheless...

My gift for all of the DirecTV installers out there that have ever left a "gift" in their customer's crawl space...

 

[santamaria78]

for fuzz..
$1000

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

A Zima gift basket for @funKYcat75

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

For @-Mav-

 

[funKYcat75]

A Zima gift basket for @funKYcat75

Too bubbly for my taste. Gives me gas.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

For @Willy4UK I would break into his ex's crib and steal the expensive shower head that kooky got for him and give it back to him.

I know that would technically be "stealing" and may even be considered a form of re-gifting...but I think we can all agree that those are both justifiable offenses in this case.

 

[Willy4UK]

For @Willy4UK I would break into his ex's crib and steal the expensive shower head that kooky got for him and give it back to him.

I know that would technically be "stealing" and may even be considered a form of re-gifting...but I think we can all agree that those are both justifiable offenses in this case.

Awwwww

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Too bubbly for my taste. Gives me gas.

OK. Then here's your substitute gift...

 

[warrior-cat]

For Cardkilla a one way ticket to Iran or Afghanistan.

 

[dgtatu01]

For Bob I would give him one day in high school as a 16 year old with a hot 25 year old substitute teacher.

 

[Willy4UK]

For Bob I would give him one day in high school as a 16 year old with a hot 25 year old substitute teacher.

Hahahaha

 

[ThroughBlue]

I would get the entire D League some dark magic and a train set

 

[Kooky Kats]

@argubs2 gets a chicken sandwich with Polynesian sass

Spoiler: Friday Food

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

I am making sure that @Kooky Kats gets a super tiny 2nd place fantastical foosball trophy in his stocking this year.

#RealLife

 

[warrior-cat]

For Fuzz with all sincerity

 

[Wall2Boogie]

I would like to give bigblewsean a doubledonger xxl edition for when soccer isn't in season

 

[Captain Forehead]

For Bob I would give him one day in high school as a 16 year old with a hot 25 year old substitute teacher.

Thst's frickin perfect.

 

[funKYcat75]

Basketball Goal for WildcatDon

Unlimited ChickFila Fridays for Mav

His Fantasy Football kicker for Mash. Already been delivered.

Jar of Brut aftershave for johnnycope

Good night’s sleep for all the new/soon-to-be dads.

#9 and a shitty bowl win for us all.

 

[Captain Forehead]

For all you nobsters who help me pass the time. I'm getting each of you a nice drink of bourbon this Christmas season. Starting with some knob creek. But since I can't actually share it with you. I will do the next best thing. Drink your share. You guys are awesome. Thanks for making 2017 a little more tolerable.

 

[Captain Forehead]

P.S. some implants for the solar panel I call a forehead would be nice. or some weed.

 

[starchief5]

For Bob I would give him one day in high school as a buff, good-looking 16 year old with a hot 25 year old substitute teacher.

Careful though. You have to provide more specifics.

 

[BlueRunner11]

Sometimes you just have to treat yourself.

 

[starchief5]

And, lastly, for Willy ... to help ease him through the final phase of his divorce.

 

[Col. Angus]

You know who this is for.

got damn that looks delicious. Can't beat a fried chicken sammich wif some stale cheese.

 

[CastleRubric]

I'd get a Tiny Pool for Hört

 

[jameslee32]

For the Paddock...a W vs. U6.

 

[Kooky Kats]

I’d get @Buddy-The-Elf a one way ticket back to the North Pole. L8R.

 

[BigBlueRick]

Mein Kampf for Warrior cat.

 

[warrior-cat]

Heil BigBlueRick!

 

[jedwar]

Jed

That would be really good! On a hot dog.

 

[HymanKaplan]

I'd get a Tiny Pool for Hört

. The Paddock NEVER forgets.

 

[warrior-cat]

I would get a clue for JamesLee.

 

[funKYcat75]

. The Paddock NEVER forgets.

Next time it’s up for sale, somebody’s gotta jump on that. Once it’s exorcised for porcelain doll demons, that is.