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Can't wait for the 'cancel my subscription' nonsense re: SI swimsuit

Critically speaking: That plus size is too plus. The girl in the first post could add 20 pounds of curves in the hips/butt section and look better IMO.

The problem with these SI fraggs is they have no clue about ultimate feminine beauty. Usually they use skinny ass coat hangers with a pretty face and boobs, but with flat asses like a teenage boy. The have to shoot angle shots for enhancement. We're talking swimsuits. Not runway clothing BS. Let's have some curves and a little more meat for god's sake!

Then there's Kate Upton, who's hip bone structure prevents her from looking good from below the boobs no matter what she weighs.

Oh yeah, ... anybody who doesn't agree with me is an idiot.

This post was edited on 2/6 8:59 PM by IdaCat
 
I am still waiting on the SI issue that has UNC'S Shame. Untill I see that issue, I won't look at a SI magazine.
 
This thread has real potential. Theres a bunch of dudes on a message board posting about girls that are supposed "plus size" in a sports illustrated laughing at you while they choke down another doughnut. They are showing themselves off to millions and making them $ while you call some of them fat chicks lol. how many of you would have a problem doing the same thing if you have ever actually showed yourself in public? There are some here I can honestly picture and its George costanza from from the brad paisley music video. Do you like the 12 year old boy look? I'm not saying Duce or Duce and a half big but I'll be straight up honest if I had a chance with 99.9% of the girls in sports illustrated swimsuit edition I'd be stirring some guts real quick and your lying to yourself if you wouldn't either.

Its funny all the naughty teacher alerts and 1 out of a million maybe on the same level as these chicks, yet most agree they would hit it and quit it in a second. Grow a pair or take the pair off that back of your pick em up truck and have them surgically attached.

BTW, Tyra Banks is considered a plus size model. Crazy right? I mean she's so damn fat and ugly! I know some jackass on here will say no way they would touch her, because of one reason or another but I for one would have no problem with her, I would in a second.
Lastly, I think they plan on sending the unc afam si edition out when they get more football phones to send out with your yearly subscription.
 
Originally posted by CatDaddy4daWin:
there's nothing 'fat' about that girl. I soo wish it was required to post pics of your old lady so we can all get a good laugh. There's a difference between fat girls and this... go to Walmart and you'll see what I'm saying.
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Spandex as well. When they walk, it looks like they are full of jello. If they let a fart, it would look like a rat running down their leg.
 
Strand me with a fat woman on a desert island, that skinny bitch is going to be dead while I am still boykin the fat gal.
 
Originally posted by JasonSpear:
Originally posted by Beavis606:
Here she is in other ad campaigns. Just because you'd ride it doesn't mean she isn't a cow.
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those pics are just awful. No place for that in the Swimsuit Issue. No one wants to see some fat chick in a swimsuit, let alone a bikini.
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To be fair to SI, it is an ad. I don't think they are promoting her as one of their models.
 
Originally posted by CatDaddy4daWin:
there's nothing 'fat' about that girl. I soo wish it was required to post pics of your old lady so we can all get a good laugh. There's a difference between fat girls and this... go to Walmart and you'll see what I'm saying.
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This. The size 16 girl is too big for my personal taste; but not "fat". She carries her weight very well. That makes all the difference. Especially if you saw her on the street instead of on a page opposite a size 0 photoshopped model.

The size 12 girl is smokin hot. I don't even see how that's debatable.

I agree. Every poster giving overly harsh critiques of obviously attractive women should be forced to post pics of their wives/girlfriend. Bet that would really be interesting.
 
Our board seems to be filled with Ryan goslings or dare I say brad Pitts lol. If you wouldn't stir some guts on a plus size si magazine model if you had the chance your completely lying to yourself or give up your boat because your completely in shallow water. I understand everyone is different and has different tastes but if you could add that to your resume you know you would in a second, now the chicks in the video I posted above, not so much
 
There is zero wrong with a girl that has some meat on her bones. Keep holding out for all the "dimes" and you will be with palmala and her five friends every night.
 
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