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Bet Gottlieb Popped The Cork Early on His Cheap Champagne

Smashcat

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and is trying to figure out a way to return it to the liquor store.
 
Originally posted by Smashcat:
and is trying to figure out a way to return it to the liquor store.
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Best time to catch a credit card thief is at the register...... C'mon Dougie Dweeb ! Return that ole' bottle of bubbly, baby !
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