Best Famous Last Words

[It'saDoneDeal]

Famous last words is a morbidly fascinating topic. Here are some of mine:

"Hey, my brain's not supposed to be on my lap!" - John F. Kennedy

"I don't remember ordering DoorDash..." - Osama bin Laden

"Hey Esther, pull my finger! *Braaaaaaaaap*" - Adolph Rupp

What are yours?

 

[DreadLox]

Either that wallpaper goes or I do.

 

[vhcat70]

et tu, brute?

 

[HymanKaplan]

Where did all of these fvcking Indians come from?

~ Custer

 

[gamecockcat]

Who ordered Mexican?
-Davey Crockett

I need to watch this play like I need a hole in my head.
-Abe Lincoln

 

[WildcatfaninOhio]

French philosopher, Voltaire, on his death bed and asked by a priest to renounce Satan.

“Now is not the time for making new enemies.”.

 

[ace on the river]

Don't know if it's true or not, read that Johnny Carson was in the hospital on his death bed and his brother was sitting with him and the last words Johnny said was " damn cigarettes"

 

[It'saDoneDeal]

"Brzzzzzprkerrz--" - crew of the OceanGate submersible

"You know, maybe I should have just gone for a walk in the park instead." - Floyd Collins, died of food, thirst, exposure, hypothermia after 14+ days stuck in a cave.

 

[It'saDoneDeal]

I need to watch this play like I need a hole in my head.
-Abe Lincoln

Actually, I read Lincoln's last words were supposedly: "After this f'n play is over I'm gonna get so GD wasted, Mary Todd, just you wait... and then I'm gonna get raped in my butt -- by a man!! WEEEE doggies!!"

 

[WayneDougan]

“What’s Wayne Dougan doing at my door?”

- @Hank Camacho (if he posts that video he threatened me with!)

 

[BGCATFAN2012]

"Hold my beer while I kick his ass"

 

[It'saDoneDeal]

"Man, I think I drank too much piss this time."

-- Freda Fletcher, the Former World's Greatest Piss Guzzler and multiple world record holder including most pints of piss drank in one hour and most consecutive days drinking nothing but your own piss

 

[Hank Camacho]

"How did I end up locked in box in a basement wearing a gimp suit?"

@WayneDougan if he shows up without invitation to my house.

 

[Glenn's take]

Hey, watch this.

-Dumb people everywhere

 

[megablue]

"You're too honest."

 

[IdaCat]

"How did I end up locked in box in a basement wearing a gimp suit?"

@WayneDougan if he shows up without invitation to my house.

Hobby of yours? Not that there's anything wrong with it these days, I guess. From what I've seen, you can probably find willing volunteers on here if you ask nicely.

 

[BlueThruAndThru]

"Got a light?"
-Capt of the Hindenburg

 

[AustinTXCat]

Shortly after Challenger disaster, January, 1986, I remember a tasteless joke making the rounds in ADA circles:

"What's this button for?"
-Christa McAuliffe

 

[Glenn's take]

Shortly after Challenger disaster, January, 1986, I remember a tasteless joke making the rounds in ADA circles:

"What's this button for?"
-Christa McAuliffe

The more tasteless one on that was Bud Light had and advertising campaign at the time where people would walk into a bar and just order a light and then some flaming arrow would get shot in to create light or an explosion or something and the tag line was "no Bud Light." What was the last transmission from the Space Shuttle? "Give me a light?"

 

[WildcatFan1982]

F. Lee Bailey said this week that if the defense only knew what Ron Goldman's last words were, they might be able to find the real killer. You know, if you ask me, Goldman's last words were probably, uh, "Hey, you're O.J. Simpson!"

stolen from Norm McDonald

 

[vhcat70]

Ah shit, she's waking up - Romeo

 

[Strokin_Bandit]

“Yes.”

- The only man who ever honestly answered the question, Does this make me look fat?

 

[vhcat70]

"This wind is really messing up my hair" - Thelma to Louise

 

[812scottj]

“Don’t tell them it ended like this. Tell them I died doing something great”. Pancho Villa

 

[WildcatFan1982]

And do you promise that if I die some embarrassing and boring death that you're gonna tell our daughter that her father was killed by Russian soldiers in this intense hand-to-hand combat in an attempt to save the lives of 850 Chechnyan orphans?

 

[812scottj]

Villa was shot in the back and didn’t want to be seen as a coward

 

[J_Dee]

How many of these last words from movies do you recognize? Most of these precede a violent death. XD

"Choke on 'em! Choke on 'em!"

"Oh. You didn't know."

"Blue! No, yellooooow!"

"The heat's getting to me. I'll murder you momentarily. But first, I need a cold drink of ice water."

"'Bout done? Have some fire, scarecrow."

"What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?! Didn't mommy and daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?!"

"I can't lie to you about your chances. But you have my sympathies."

"Hey, isn't that Malcolm there?"

"We'll be the ultimate family. A family of three joined together in one body. More human than I am alone."

Spoiler

Captain Rhodes, Day of the Dead
John Doe, Se7en
Sir Galahad, Monty Python and the Holy Grail
The Penguin, Batman Returns
Mr. Blonde, Reservoir Dogs
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Full Metal Jacket
Ash, Alien
Bonnie Parker, Bonnie and Clyde
Seth Brundle, The Fly

 

[WildcatFan1982]

I saw "Oh you didn't know" and immediately went to the Road Dogg. So now I'm seeing in my mind a remake with the Road Dogg instead of Kevin Spacey.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Hello, Hillary. Where’s Bill?
- Jeffrey Epstein

 

[Rebelfreedomeagle]

“It looks like the virus is not as deadly as the mainstream media first made it out to be.”
- Herman Cain.
This was actually tweeted on his account days after he died from Covid.

 

[vhcat70]

"Aces and eights are pretty good."

 

[vhcat70]

“It looks like the virus is not as deadly as the mainstream media first made it out to be.”
- Herman Cain.
This was actually tweeted on his account days after he died from Covid.

I was wondering why he's not running.