Best body on the internet... go.

[TruBluCatFan]

Back in my single days, some friends and I got a stripper one night after the bars closed. We passed a cup around and ended up offering this chick $117 to shit on the one guy who had passed out.

She couldn't do it. She strained so hard some pee came out, but she couldn't poop under pressure. Very disappointing.

Friend of mine was a Marine stationed in Phillipines in early 90s. He has some great stories. I have no idea if this is true but it was funny as hell.

Told us there was a syrup club around their base that was pretty wild. Apparently one stripper would let you try to take a dump on her. If you couldn't then you had to pay her $20 of $50 or something like that; don't remember the exact amount.

Said someone always tried but no one ever succeeded. Apparently she would blow on the anus and it would make it tighten up and no poop.

They had a buddy load up on MRE and ex lax about an hour before they went.

He jumped on stage to do it. Apparently he exploded on her before she could ever blow. Said it was funniest thing ever when she started screaming and cursing and having them thrown out of club.

 

[_Chase_]

Christ.

 

[-LEK-]

Friend of mine was a Marine stationed in Phillipines in early 90s. He has some great stories. I have no idea if this is true but it was funny as hell.

Told us there was a syrup club around their base that was pretty wild. Apparently one stripper would let you try to take a dump on her. If you couldn't then you had to pay her $20 of $50 or something like that; don't remember the exact amount.

Said someone always tried but no one ever succeeded. Apparently she would blow on the anus and it would make it tighten up and no poop.

They had a buddy load up on MRE and ex lax about an hour before they went.

He jumped on stage to do it. Apparently he exploded on her before she could ever blow. Said it was funniest thing ever when she started screaming and cursing and having them thrown out of club.

That is what I am touching talking about!

 

[UKGrad93]

Friend of mine was a Marine stationed in Phillipines in early 90s. He has some great stories. I have no idea if this is true but it was funny as hell.

Told us there was a syrup club around their base that was pretty wild. Apparently one stripper would let you try to take a dump on her. If you couldn't then you had to pay her $20 of $50 or something like that; don't remember the exact amount.

Said someone always tried but no one ever succeeded. Apparently she would blow on the anus and it would make it tighten up and no poop.

They had a buddy load up on MRE and ex lax about an hour before they went.

He jumped on stage to do it. Apparently he exploded on her before she could ever blow. Said it was funniest thing ever when she started screaming and cursing and having them thrown out of club.

Awesome

 

[Kooky Kats]

Awesome

'Merica FTW

 

[Lord_Crow]

You see, these stories and pictures are what the Paddock is for. This thread, in and of itself, is why there needs to be a Paddock. Always. Those stories above damn near top my wedding pictures slapping on the wall story.

Anyway, to comply with the thread:

 

[Mashburned]

Dem pits

 

[UK_Norm]

No love for Katy Perry?

 

[Willy4UK]

Norm, no one wants to taste Russell Brand's balls. That's why Katy Perry is off the board.

 

[-LEK-]

Is the red Katy perry? Thought it was the British model who looked like her

 

[wild mandu]

Norm, no one wants to taste Russell Brand's balls. That's why Katy Perry is off the board.

That's kinda why I'm not too keen on Sara Underwood. After talking about dating Ryan Seacrest on Howard Stern...yeah...I'm weird like that.

Anyway, nobody mentioned Lucy Pinder

 

[Mashburned]

OK!

 

[Mossip]

she started screaming and cursing and having them thrown out of club.

Whatta crock! Somebody beats you at your own game and you throw a hissy!?! I expect more from a professional.

Anyway, that story is what it's all about. Thanks for sharing.

 

[Willy4UK]

That's kinda why I'm not too keen on Sara Underwood. After talking about dating Ryan Seacrest on Howard Stern

Welp, that ruins it for Sara Underwood. Prolly smells like Seacrest's Proactiv.

 

[UK_Norm]

Is the red Katy perry? Thought it was the British model who looked like her

No idea. The bodies in the two pics match up pretty close though.

 

[TruBluCatFan]

Whatta crock! Somebody beats you at your own game and you throw a hissy!?! I expect more from a professional.

Anyway, that story is what it's all about. Thanks for sharing.

I don't do the story justice. Hearing my buddy tell it, especially after a few post-softball game pitchers of beer would have us all rolling with laughter.

 

[KidnamedKI]

I'm guessing Beyonce is too famous for this thread?

 

[Bob Loblaw's Law Blog]

Ana Cheri

 

[UK_Norm]

The moderately attractive chick with big tits

OMG I FOUND A COUPLE UNFLATTERING PICS OF HER!!!!! PASS!!!!!!!!!

 

[DSmith21]

I agree with Jason on this one. Once you get past Katy's fun bags, her body doesn't hold up to most swimsuit/VS models or even Page 3 girls.

 

[Lord_Crow]

Anyway, nobody mentioned Lucy Pinder

Left arm is longer than right arm. Would not hit.

 

[KidnamedKI]

Pinder tits equal 10. Pinder everywhere else mehhh..

 

[DSmith21]

Pinder tits equal 10. Pinder everywhere else mehhh..

Add Kelly Brook, Jordan Carver, Rosie Jones, Stacey Poole and Keeley Hazell to the British big boob model club where the rest of the package isn't quite up to snuff.

 

[Mashburned]

Ummmm you guys are forgetting The One who now does computer game commercials...

Miss Pinder is just another one of her.

 

[KidnamedKI]

I thought Stacey Poole was a mediocre SG who transferred, wasn't aware of his cleavage. Hid it well

 

[DSmith21]

I thought Stacey Poole was a mediocre SG who transferred, wasn't aware of his cleavage. Hid it well

It's the British version.

 

[KidnamedKI]

Dayuum I'm assuming she has no ass though

 

[DSmith21]

Its all about picture choice. She is doughy in the thighs and look at the difference without the heavy makeup. You wouldn't think that it is the same girl except for the monster boobs.

 

[KidnamedKI]

What a pencilneck whore, GTFO

 

[Lord_Crow]

Her nose looks like the rudder off an ocean cargo freighter.

I guess if you were doing her doggy-style then you could reach around and grab onto her nose for a nice leverage point. Kind of like rock climbing.

 

[DSmith21]

If I were doing her doggy style, I would be reaching around to grab something other than her nose. Hint:
But I get what you mean. That nose would really get in the way of her oral performance and might even do damage.

 

[Willy4UK]

Its all about picture choice. She is doughy in the thighs and look at the difference without the heavy makeup. You wouldn't think that it is the same girl except for the monster boobs.

I'd ski right down that nose into those titties.

 

[UK_Norm]

My vote: Abigail Ratchford

 

[Kooky Kats]

My vote: Abigail Ratchford

Yikes!

 

[Get Bucket$]

My vote: Abigail Ratchford

Thanks for the mammories!!?? Mirite!???

 

[UK_Norm]

Good grief. I couldn't even find any good pics of her back side, but it might be even better than her front if thats possible.

 

[KYBorn&Raised]

Emma Glover

 

[Lord_Crow]

^Bad posture and an alcoholic that hangs out around recycling dumpsters. Would not hit.

 

[DSmith21]

There seems to be a reoccurring theme amongst all these nominees...

 

[hoojyoutlaw]

Could be a nominee for best tatas on the net.