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A True Damn Story!

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Dustin Ray runs Ray’s Pizzeria in Hustonville, Kentucky. A nice sports bar.

I watched the game there.

He bet a three-leg “parley,” and I’m not real familiar with sports betting, but each “leg” or event multiplies the winnings.

(1) Score to be below 51;
(2) A Dane Key TD, and
(3) A Kattus TD.

So, after the Barion Brown catch I said, “the only way Kattus scores is if we fumble in the end zone and he falls on it.”

We all (about 20 people) initially thought Wimsatt had scored, but being an a$$hole, when the refs hands went up, I shouted “IT WAS KATTUS!”

Ten seconds later Dustin shouted, “By God it WAS KATTUS!!”

$4,700.00 winnings, ten dollar bet!

The restaurant became a sudden mosh pit!!
 
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Dustin Ray runs Ray’s Pizzeria in Hustonville, Kentucky. A nice sports bar.

I watched the game there.

He bet a three-leg “parley,” and I’m not real familiar with sports betting, but each “leg” or event multiplies the winnings.

(1) Score to be below 51;
(2) A Dane Key TD, and
(3) A Kattus TD.

So, after the Barion Brown TD catch I said, “the only way Kattus scores is if we fumble in the end zone and he falls on it.”

We all (about 20 people) initially thought Wimsatt had scored, but being an a$$hole, when the refs hands went up, I shouted “IT WAS KATTUS!”

Ten seconds later Dustin shouted, “By God it WAS KATTUS!!”

$4,700.00 winnings, ten dollar bet!

The restaurant became a sudden mosh pit!!
did you buy a round?
 
Congratulations. That's one heck of a win.

In fairness, it was not mine.

But at the same sports bar three months ago, I played a “six spot” on Keno, for ten draws. My six hit on a multiplier of 2, and the arrow hit one of my six numbers: $4,100.00 payout.

Harmonic Resonance?
 
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