A local woman in Midland MI aka the Roof Ninja found living in a grocery store sign for over a year

[HymanKaplan]

I was shocked when they got her to come out. Young, fit, not batsh*t crazy, kept a tidy home, and ate a nutritionally sound diet. LOL

She even had a Keurig. LOL

Cracked me up when the maintenance guy said, "I swear to God, she's got FLOORING in there." LOL

 

[HymanKaplan]

the video doesn't show the inside of the dwelling but here some pics.

 

[AustinTXCat]

Living rent-free inside........

 

[HymanKaplan]

She refused to tell them how she got up and down from the roof "in case I need to come back." LOL

 

[Ron Mehico]

I would argue that she is, in fact, 100% batshit crazy

 

[HymanKaplan]

Well, I guess I meant it in a relative sense. LOL

Relative to what I was expecting to come out of there, and what I imagined that place would look like.

 

[LordEggForgotHisPassword]

Looks cozy and bright.

 

[KAB Cats]

In all forms of life, you have people who are good at what they do. Somewhere out there, you have the best damn fast food McDonald's worker on the planet and that person is damn good at what they do. I have a theory though that the same applies to homeless people.

In terms of homeless living, she's got heat, a Keurig, a chair, a nice place to lay out in the sun... In terms of homeless success, I give her a solid 8/10. But somewhere out there, we have an elite homeless person living their best life and their story is probably amazing.

 

[entropy13]

Roof Ninja =

 

[Tony Perkis]

I know a smart guy that temporarily lived in a storage unit before getting caught, while going to UK.

 

[SDC888]

Poor girl...

 

[screwduke1]

I know a smart guy that temporarily lived in a storage unit before getting caught, while going to UK.

I wonder how often that happens. You know there's gotta be some homeless people that do that. Maybe even done it for years without being caught.

 

[august-west]

I bet she smells like fried chicken

 

[LordEggForgotHisPassword]

I bet she smells like fried chicken

yummy!

 

[CastleRubric]

the video doesn't show the inside of the dwelling but here some pics.

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Thats Hort Elvison level posting right there