#2 Rachel (Friends) vs #7 Gloria (Modern Family)

[JonathanW]

QuarterFinals for Sexiest Sitcom babe tournament bracket.
VOTING CLOSES Monday at 6pm.
Winner advances to go against the winner of 3 seed Jeannie (I Dream of Jeannie) and 6 seed Joy (My Name is Earl)

2 stars from 2 of the 4 most popular sitcoms over the past 30 years

 

[WildcatFan1982]

I noticed it was always cold when Jennifer Aniston was on set…

 

[JonathanW]

I noticed it was always cold when Jennifer Aniston was on set…

Wouldn’t you have lowered the thermostat if you were on the set! I know I would have.

 

[twindaddy2003+1]

Gloria for the upset!

 

[hmt5000]

I noticed it was always cold when Jennifer Aniston was on set…

It was wild. TV didn't have as good of resolution back when it was originally playing. I never really noticed it much. I've watched a few replays in recent years and ho lee chit is it obvious. LOL.

 

[gamecockcat]

They're real and they're spectacular!

Rachel by a large margin in my ranking system.

 

[JonathanW]

It was wild. TV didn't have as good of resolution back when it was originally playing. I never really noticed it much. I've watched a few replays in recent years and ho lee chit is it obvious. LOL.

Did she ever wear a bra?

 

[DoubleSecretProbation]

Prime Rachel Anniston was something else.

 

[ukcatz12]

Putting Sofia Vergara as a 7 seed is a crime against humanity. She should be the #1 overall seed.

 

[hmt5000]

Did she ever wear a bra?

Not often though you couldn't tell as easy back in 96ish.

 

[JonathanW]

Putting Sofia Vergara as a 7 seed is a crime against humanity. She should be the #1 overall seed.

In round one voting she was a distant 3rd in her era (2000’s), way behind 1 seed Penny, and far behind 6 seed Joy.

 

[ukcatz12]

In round one voting she was a distant 3rd in her era (2000’s), way behind 1 seed Penny, and far behind 6 seed Joy.

That's even more offensive. You are all uncultured swine who need to spend more time around latina women.

 

[HeismaNole]

Absolutely ridiculous that Jennifer Anniston is trailing this. This is just proof that whatever is the most recent is always viewed more favorably.

 

[the nail at the foul line]

That's even more offensive. You are all uncultured swine who need to spend more time around latina women.

Deaf guys see it differently I suppose.

 

[JonathanW]

Absolutely ridiculous that Jennifer Anniston is trailing this. This is just proof that whatever is the most recent is always viewed more favorably.

Except that Mary Ann crushed a more recent last round, and is doing the same this round.

 

[LineSkiCat14]

That's even more offensive. You are all uncultured swine who need to spend more time around latina women.

From a pure looks perspective, Gloria might be the favorite. But when you add in the voice, and kind of her personality even, she starts to lose some of her appeal.

By the end of the shows run, I'm not even sure I really noticed her aside from when her tit's were out.

Alex was a low key sleeper on that show.. I mean, once she turned 18 that is.

 

[FirewithFire]

I have to say that 90s Sofia Vergara beats 90s Jennifer Anniston hands down, but that isn't what we are voting on here. Gotta be Racheal.

 

[JonathanW]

I have to say that 90s Sofia Vergara beats 90s Jennifer Anniston hands down, but that isn't what we are voting on here. Gotta be Racheal.

Was she in anything in the 90's?

 

[JonathanW]

Very close, with Gloria in a slight lead

 

[Cotaay]

I would take Peg Bundy over Anniston, and Al definitely upgraded in his second sitcom.

 

[HeismaNole]

Except that Mary Ann crushed a more recent last round, and is doing the same this round.

It’s only because the other side was just bad. No choice.

 

[FirewithFire]

Was she in anything in the 90's?

She was a model and just getting popular in Mexico in the late 90s. I think the first time I remember seeing her in an American film was Big Trouble (which was a pretty good flick) in around 2002ish. Then she was in Four Brothers in 2004. I will try to find some pics.

ETA: Okay. So, her pics are kinda hard to come by with her wearing anything but a bikini, which is no surprise I guess.

 

[gobigbluebell]

Anniston is some basic shit compared to Sofia. Not even in the same ballpark. It’s just pure geographical science.

 

[Caveman Catfan]

Maybe some no makeup pictures would help?

 

[JonathanW]

They have both aged well, both in 50’s, and there ain’t a straight single man alive who would turn down a night with either.

 

[JonathanW]

Been a lot more interest in this one than the other 3 matchups, with 25% (20-34) more votes in this one than the other three. And it's still close, just 4 votes separating Rachel & Gloria.
And I'm sure we all enjoy the pics people have added showing the one they support.

The 1 vs 8 (Penny & Samantha) matchup is also very close, just 2 votes separating those two.

 

[the nail at the foul line]

Maybe some no makeup pictures would help?

I was going to post them but the shock value is off the charts.

Both drop from near tens to 5 or so.

 

[FirewithFire]

I was going to post them but the shock value is off the charts.

Both drop from near tens to 5 or so.

Why ruin the illusion. The same can be said for most woman in the USA, except they go from 7s to 2s. The woman who can look great without any makeup is rare indeed.

 

[JonathanW]

Why ruin the illusion. The same can be said for most woman in the USA, except they go from 7s to 2s. The woman who can look great without any makeup is rare indeed.

I actually think makeup doesn't add much in most cases. And None is much better than Too Much.

 

[FirewithFire]

I actually think makeup doesn't add much in most cases. And None is much better than Too Much.

Better than too much yes, but none is a big ask for most women. Makeup technology has advanced light years in the last two decades. Between that and filters the illusion of true beauty has been greatly skewed.

 

[HeismaNole]

I remember seeing Eva Longoria without makeup in her hey day and yikes.

A lot of 10s become 5s with a wet paper towel.