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buster3.0

buster3.0

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I know everytime something controversial happens in politics, society, or the news in general my facebook feed will be filled by obnoxious memes and opinions by so called Facebook friends who like to pretend they are profound or smart. But dam, we got a perfect storm going on right now. First the whole confederate flag debate, then the double slam by the Supreme Court as it relates to Obama Care and Gay Marriage. This is why I hate facebook. All of these stupid memes!! Who creates all of these things? Why are people compelled to post this?

Facebook was a great idea when limited to pictures of kids or pictures of you and your friends being drunk somewhere. Maybe its me, but so many people on my facebook page are just so annoying. I don't really give an crap about your opinion on matters. Yet I still can't resist checking that stupid web site. Maybe I keep hoping that the hot chick who I went to high school with will finally post a bikini picture of herself at the pool or beach or something.
 
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Not much as rants go. More Facebookish than Paddock material. Matter of fact you probably won't even garner the level of scorn your vanilla effort deserves. Usually efforts this tepid get a train pulled on them by the regulars but I suspect you managed to find that sweet spot between indifference and pity so more than likely this thread will quickly pass to page two and in a few hours it will be as if it never existed at all.<like><comment><share>
 
argubs2 said:
Buster....there are lots of alternative social networks out there. For example, you'd probably be more comfortable on Grindr.

Give it a shot.
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Is that where all of the young women now post now that their parents have taken over facebook?
 
Lord_Crow said:
Not much as rants go. More Facebookish than Paddock material. Matter of fact you probably won't even garner the level of scorn your vanilla effort deserves. Usually efforts this tepid get a train pulled on them by the regulars but I suspect you managed to find that sweet spot between indifference and pity so more than likely this thread will quickly pass to page two and in a few hours it will be as if it never existed at all.<like><comment><share>
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GDit L_C, I don't agree with you often, well, ok, 1% maybe, but hammer sure met nail here.
 
JasonSpear said:
yessir
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The profiles of pretty young women in college or high school are the best. Their profiles are open and they are not shy about posting a ton of bikini shots of themselves and all of their hot friends. Much different than the profiles of 40+ women and what they post, which include a lot of useless memes.
 
I agree with him more than that. As far as I can tell mmgw is the only topic we are polar on. He doesn't seem to be as abrasive with this new incarnation. We'll see how it goes.

People complaining about Facebook is the worst part of Facebook. /rant
 
You don't like facebook with status updates of what they ate, how awesome their spouse is, their private prayers, their problems, chain emails, click bait headlines, and memes?

Facebook be like

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In all seriousness, I limited my friends list BIG TIME five years ago to where I didn't have someone on there that I went to 7th grade with or something. I just find the majority of people boring with nothing to really follow and have went more towards twitter.

I have unfollowed tons of my wife and I's family too because they posted SO DAMN MUCH! I don't need to see posted pictures of screen-savers of butterflies or white tigers. I also, don't care about what you eat so basically, I have limited my time on facebook.
 
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argubs2 said:
Jesus Christ Buster....you're looking for Pornhub, not Facebook.
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Don't educate me on porn sites, I know where they are all at. I don't look at them likethey are real people though. Maybe its just me.

You can really make that comment to all those Bill Murray t-shirt wearing dbags who worship The Chive. They slobber at all of those PG-13 pictures of professional models. and make stupid comments. Dudes, let me educate you on this thing called the internet. You can find much more satisfaction on another site, believe me.
 
argubs2 said:
Buster, take a step back and tell me that's not creepy.

You can only weck it to people you know? (or more likely in this case, the children of people you know?)
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No, I can wreck it to porn. Every single day. I just look at them as fake people acting things out for entertainment. My entertainment. Just like movie actors. A whole different vibe than real, normal people.

Bottom line is that I like looking at ALL pretty things on the net. Facebook, pornhub, whatever. Its all good.
 
Gotta be difficult to keyword search for "hot sluts in bikinis" on Facebook though. So you just drill down into your friends list and find a suitable picture? Wouldn't that take forever?

I guess you just pick a name like "Alexis" or "Destiny", search, and hope their profile is open?

You're going to get yourself into trouble and accidentally like one of those pictures.
 
argubs2 said:
Gotta be difficult to keyword search for "hot sluts in bikinis" on Facebook though. So you just drill down into your friends list and find a suitable picture? Wouldn't that take forever?

I guess you just pick a name like "Alexis" or "Destiny", search, and hope their profile is open?

You're going to get yourself into trouble and accidentally like one of those pictures.
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I will never make the mistake of "like" ing a picture because I have never done it before so its not in my nature. This stuff isn't hard on Facebook. Easiest thing in the world.
 
JasonSpear said:
isn't that what amateur porn is for? Usually my go-to.
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That is my favorite genre as well. Even though most of it isn't true amateur stuff. My favorites are the ones couples upload. I can't even take that Bang Bros. stuff seriously. And don't get me started on those pre-film interviews. Kills the mood right there.

And no, I don't wreck it to Facebook. Please, I'm not 12. It's just something nice to look at while goofing around on Facebook.
 
Disrespecting Bang Bros? WTF is happening to my country? I feel like Chuck Heston when he got corralled by the talking monkeys.

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I think we're only a couple posts away from buster admitting he watches his best porn with a telescope not a computer.
 
Free internet porn is truly the most important technological advancement of the 21st century.

It didn't seem that long ago going into adult booked stores all embarrassed and not making eye contact with anybody. Renting a video for some ridiculous price. Or maybe you just had to outright buy the damn thing because they don't do rentals. Then you felt like you had to sit through the whole hour because you paid for the thing all though you squirted 5 minutes into the movie. Paying for 60 minutes even though you just needed 5. And of course the genres available were nothing like they are now. And even when it started going online you had all these pay sites. Screw that. At some point over the last 10 years, free online porn became a thing. Sometimes at the expense of your PC catching a virus and dying. But oh well, what choice did you have?

Man, we have come a long way.
 
Porn obliterates the rational mind. It reduces you to an animalistic frothing creature and subjugates the mind to the body. You become a slave to your very most primal urges.
 
Ted Bundy on pornography in his last interview the day before his execution:

 
LordEgg said:
There's a lot of lovin the lord by old skank hos in my fb feed. Pretty funny.
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This and I love it. I tend to unfollow those that make more than one political or religious Facebook post a year. I do make an exception for born again old whores. I admit that I can't wait to see what comes out of their mouth next, knowing what used to go in that mouth daily.

Recovering addicts are another source for my sick entertainment. Give them 30 days sober and suddenly they're the world's foremost theologians, philosophers and scholars.
 
I just hide people who post stuff I don't wanna see. If you post "share this if you love Jesus, ignore to ish in god's face" type stuff, you're unfriended. If you post red team/blue team political memes every 30 minutes, also gone.
 
buster3.0 said:
Free internet porn is truly the most important technological advancement of the 21st century.

It didn't seem that long ago going into adult booked stores all embarrassed and not making eye contact with anybody. Renting a video for some ridiculous price. Or maybe you just had to outright buy the damn thing because they don't do rentals. Then you felt like you had to sit through the whole hour because you paid for the thing all though you squirted 5 minutes into the movie. Paying for 60 minutes even though you just needed 5. And of course the genres available were nothing like they are now. And even when it started going online you had all these pay sites. Screw that. At some point over the last 10 years, free online porn became a thing. Sometimes at the expense of your PC catching a virus and dying. But oh well, what choice did you have?

Man, we have come a long way.
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GD, I'm showing my age here, but I can remember as a hormone crazed kid driving to Lexington, to some run down adult bookstore where an old woman, and yes she was old, rented, and sold, what was only available back then: 8mm movies. I didn't dare use my dad's old 8mm projector, for fear it would somehow jam up with a movie of John Holmes and Seka, so I rented one from the old woman to boot.

The toughest part was keeping it all hidden in the trunk of my car until everyone was asleep, then sneaking it all in to my room, putting 35 towels around my door to keep the light from shining through.

My devout Christian parents would have simply died with grief if they had caught me; hell, my mom found some Playboys in my room once and you would have thought old Satan himself had infested every fiber of my being the way she and my father went on about it.

Ah, the "perils", and joys, of youth.
 
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wildcatwelder said:
GD, I'm showing my age here, but I can remember as a hormone crazed kid driving to Lexington, to some run down adult bookstore where an old woman, and yes she was old, rented, and sold, what was only available back then: 8mm movies. I didn't dare use my dad's old 8mm projector, for fear it would somehow jam up with a movie of John Holmes and Seka, so I rented one from the old woman to boot.

The toughest part was keeping it all hidden in the trunk of my car until everyone was asleep, then sneaking it all in to my room, putting 35 towels around my door to keep the light from shining through.

My devout Christian parents would have simply died with grief if they had caught me; hell, my mom found some Playboys in my room once and you would have thought old Satan himself had infested every fiber of my being the way she and my father went on about it.

Ah, the "perils", and joys, of youth.
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Damn, that is old school. Its amazing how much effort and work used to go into getting a porn fix. But, we were determined youngsters and nothing could stand in our way. Now, it might be too easy to access. Its desensitizing. I remember a barely visible snowy screen of the playboy channel would give me a raging boner. It takes more than that these days LOL.
 
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Stop being a 15 year old girl and put the phone down. If you want the bakini picture of the hot girl from high school go to the damn lake.
 
wildcatwelder said:
GD, I'm showing my age here, but I can remember as a hormone crazed kid driving to Lexington, to some run down adult bookstore where an old woman, and yes she was old, rented, and sold, what was only available back then: 8mm movies. I didn't dare use my dad's old 8mm projector, for fear it would somehow jam up with a movie of John Holmes and Seka, so I rented one from the old woman to boot.

The toughest part was keeping it all hidden in the trunk of my car until everyone was asleep, then sneaking it all in to my room, putting 35 towels around my door to keep the light from shining through.

My devout Christian parents would have simply died with grief if they had caught me; hell, my mom found some Playboys in my room once and you would have thought old Satan himself had infested every fiber of my being the way she and my father went on about it.

Ah, the "perils", and joys, of youth.
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That's quite an operation. Sounds like you missed your true calling: espionage.
 
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