Has anyone ever watched an Indiana recruit do the hat selection and then say why they chose IU? I've never seen one so I was wondering what the speech was like.
I imagine it goes like this: "I chose Indiana because of my inappropriate... sorry... my normal relationship with Coach Crean and because I've dreamed of transfering from IU to a mid-major my whole life. I'm certain I can accomplish my goals of transfering after only one or two seasons of drinking and driving over my teammates."