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According to another board, Jared made his money in college by renting his porn stash out for $1 a pop from his dorm room. Non kid variety.
There you go. And he looks creepy as shit in that picture.
PlausibleCan't wait to find out his weight loss was actually a factor of controlled methamphetamine usage.
And that the franchisee who ran that Subway below Jared's house (who is now an executive leader at corporate) was the one who hatched the scheme.
And that original "porn king" story was a warning shot by Subway after Jared started to have a conscience about the whole ruse.
And that Subway recently murdered Jared's secret girlfriend after he refused to do another publicity marathon.
And that now, Subway has planted an enormous cache of CP on Jared's hard drives after Jared covertly murdered the executive who ordered the murder of his girlfriend.
6 inch hotdog.What's the prison exchange rate for a $5 foot-long?
Chicken Teriyaki Tossed Salad FTPRW.
Chicken Teriyaki Tossed Salad FTPRW.
Chicken Teriyaki Tossed Salad FTPRW.
Dude is a millionaire to boot. How in the hell do you screw that gig up?
Jared lost all the weight because he had the AIDES
I hope he likes his anus toasted.
The toasted anus... FTW.I hope he likes his anus toasted.