Found a great UK game thread on a Uavel board

[bigbluelou]

Feel free to read through it as you wish. Or don't, either way, I really don't care. But there is some good stuff there, I promise.

Top 3 Potential Humiliations for the UK game

Here is the OP's original list:

1- Somebody for the Cards scores a basket for UK

2-A reserve for the Cards checks into the game with their uniform on backwards

3-Fred's Knee

4-A starter gets suspended for the game

5-Lose by 50

6-Somebody picks a fight with UK player FAFO

7-Everything Kenny's presser

8-Cal clears bench at 5 min mark, UK widens lead

9-Cards players argue with each other

10-Koron scores for UK

11-Kenny smiles in handshake line after beatdown

12-FK storms court, attacks Calipari, gets tackled by security

 

[bigbluelou]

Some GENUINELY funny comments there, I have to admit. Tip of the hat to some of those guys. Tears in my eyes lmao, seriously funny.

 

[WeWant9]

27- Milt passes the ball to DJ, he scores. Kenny smiles.

Lol. At least they got a sense of humor right now.

 

[Fox2monk]

Feel free to read through it as you wish. Or don't, either way, I really don't care. But there is some good stuff there, I promise.

Top 3 Potential Humiliations for the UK game

Here is the OP's original list:

1- Somebody for the Cards scores a basket for UK

2-A reserve for the Cards checks into the game with their uniform on backwards

3-Fred's Knee

4-A starter gets suspended for the game

5-Lose by 50

6-Somebody picks a fight with UK player FAFO

7-Everything Kenny's presser

8-Cal clears bench at 5 min mark, UK widens lead

9-Cards players argue with each other

10-Koron scores for UK

11-Kenny smiles in handshake line after beatdown

12-FK storms court, attacks Calipari, gets tackled by security

I’m actually reading this right now, it’s pretty good.

Also is this real?

 

[bigbluelou]

27- Milt passes the ball to DJ, he scores. Kenny smiles.

Lol. At least they got a sense of humor right now.

I mean, I would absolutely drink a beer with that MikesMarbles dude. He has me rolling!

 

[Catfan in Tn.]

I’m actually reading this right now, it’s pretty good.

Also is this real?

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I’m thinking not but we’ll see.

 

[bigbluelou]

I’m actually reading this right now, it’s pretty good.

Also is this real?

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Yes, absolutely true. There's another thread about it on here, and the Uavel fans are NOT happy about those unis, lol.

Edited to correct the above: NOT true...AI generated it seems.

 

[HerrosHeroes]

Yes, absolutely true. There's another thread about it on here, and the Uavel fans are NOT happy about those unis, lol.

They look like PJs…matching slippers?
Probably a good thing cause UK will put them and their fan to bed early!

 

[Fox2monk]

Yes, absolutely true. There's another thread about it on here, and the Uavel fans are NOT happy about those unis, lol.

So they went full Costanza?

 

[Blue Bigfoot]

So they went full Costanza?

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That's right, if you are going to lose, lose in comfort. 😁

 

[BC_Wader]

I mean, I would absolutely drink a beer with that MikesMarbles dude. He has me rolling!

Yeah he's got some zingers. Hilarious!

 

[bigbluelou]

Yes, absolutely true. There's another thread about it on here, and the Uavel fans are NOT happy about those unis, lol.

I'm gonna check myself here and say it MAY be true. Their fans seem to think it is but I'm starting to think it has to be a joke. Even Uavel isn't dumb enough to wear those irl, are they?

 

[Fox2monk]

I got a kick out of this one.

Pre-game Kenny tells Cal, I need you, my job is on the line, no blowout, and no tricks. Cal complies and leaves his starters in untill the final buzzer and UK wins by 40. Shaking hands Kenny quips, you tricked me

 

[Fox2monk]

The UK team shows up at Freedom Hall for the first half... realize it is at the Yum and still wins the game by 30+ points after being behind by 15 at the half... the CARDS were cold from three that first half!!!

 

[BlueWorldOrder74]

This made me chuckle……

46 - Chris from Richmond calls in and has nothing but positive things to say

Funny.

Also liked this one……

42 - ESPN pre-game match-up predictor gives UK a 114% chance to win.

Post game, even higher.

 

[Fox2monk]

This made me chuckle……

46 - Chris from Richmond calls in and has nothing but positive things to say

Funny.

Also liked this one……

42 - ESPN pre-game match-up predictor gives UK a 114% chance to win.

Post game, even higher.

I liked that too.

 

[bigbluelou]

Some of the ones that had me giggling:

15 - Kenny ejected for starting a Family Guy-esque fistfight with the Cardinal Bird.

19 - Danny Manning snoring causes riot as fans mistake the stadium shaking for the footsteps of a T-Rex

21 - PA system plays a round of musical chairs with the crowd. The UofL fan ends up without a seat when the music stops

Danny forgets his pillow and plush throw. Can't sleep. Must watch entire game

26 - UK players all wear blindfolds during the game. UK wins by 15

27- Milt passes the ball to DJ, he scores. Kenny smiles

Milt passes ball to Kenny. Off Kenny's fingers out of bounds. Cats ball

33 - Power goes out when UofL has ball. Nobody notices.

42. They're beating us so bad, Ritchie gets in during the first half.

45 - FBI walks out on court and says “Kenny we have your playbook” and they hold up single piece of filler paper with nothing but a drawing of a huge D on the front and a booger wiped on the back

During the time outs. The Louisville Cheerleaders throw blue Tee-Shirts at our student section.

4 UofL players collapse from heat exhaustion mid way through the 1st half because someone at Adidas thought the athletic department ordered uniforms made of corduroy instead of velvet.

107. Josh pulls off a mask to reveal he actually is Mitch Barnhart.

 

[cathouse]

This thread is gold, Jerry. Gold I say.

Hilarious. Is it OK to feel sorry for Card fans?

Asking for a friend.

I'm just going to keep laughing at them.

 

[Fox2monk]

Some of the ones that had me giggling:

15 - Kenny ejected for starting a Family Guy-esque fistfight with the Cardinal Bird.

19 - Danny Manning snoring causes riot as fans mistake the stadium shaking for the footsteps of a T-Rex

21 - PA system plays a round of musical chairs with the crowd. The UofL fan ends up without a seat when the music stops

Danny forgets his pillow and plush throw. Can't sleep. Must watch entire game

26 - UK players all wear blindfolds during the game. UK wins by 15

27- Milt passes the ball to DJ, he scores. Kenny smiles

Milt passes ball to Kenny. Off Kenny's fingers out of bounds. Cats ball

33 - Power goes out when UofL has ball. Nobody notices.

42. They're beating us so bad, Ritchie gets in during the first half.

45 - FBI walks out on court and says “Kenny we have your playbook” and they hold up single piece of filler paper with nothing but a drawing of a huge D on the front and a booger wiped on the back

During the time outs. The Louisville Cheerleaders throw blue Tee-Shirts at our student section.

4 UofL players collapse from heat exhaustion mid way through the 1st half because someone at Adidas thought the athletic department ordered uniforms made of corduroy instead of velvet.

107. Josh pulls off a mask to reveal he actually is Mitch Barnhart.

The corduroy one is hilarious. It even makes a funny sound running down the court. Swish twish.

 

[bigbluelou]

Morehead didn’t know what to do at the end. Couldn’t get a good shot.

Sorry friend...wrong thread there.

 

[Fox2monk]

Sorry friend...wrong thread there.

Ha I was going back and forth watching the game.

 

[Catluv]

I’m actually reading this right now, it’s pretty good.

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Hope they have tights to match these!!

 

[HagginHall1999]

I got a kick out of this one.

Pre-game Kenny tells Cal, I need you, my job is on the line, no blowout, and no tricks. Cal complies and leaves his starters in untill the final buzzer and UK wins by 40. Shaking hands Kenny quips, you tricked me

That's funny 🤣

 

[bigbluelou]

Some new gems from the same thread today. I'm howling! 🤣

• ...I would feel really bad for the players having to get their dcks kicked in against our main rival, at home with the majority of the crowd being uk fans and then having to wear velvet.
• Kenny reveals we have a new eligible player named Velvet Friction right before tipoff but then recants after the game [when] a reporter asks for clarification because "um, I probably shouldn't say this, but he actually hurt himself during warmups"
• Milt and Payne will be in the shoot around with Kentucky's players, as Will Levis is giving the "L's Down" on the big screen scoreboard.
• Kenny will be dressed as Bill Keightly as Louisville pays a halftime homage to Calipari, Adolph, Cawood, and Joe B....
• Senore looks up from his Tupperware catalog to find the Cards are only down 8. He then notices the clock reads 19:02 left in the first half and resumes perusing the latest in Tup-innovation.
• Kenny says let's win by 1 point. Cards score 1 point.

 

[bigbluelou]

"Cards by 3. We trail by 14 with 20 seconds left when a fight erupts and numerous technicals are called. Even valvano gets tossed. Our two strengths, ft shooting and ft defense, take over and we take the lead. The last 20 seconds are played 3 on 2 because of the ejections. Danny Manning finishes the game coaching both teams because he was asleep during the fight and is the only coach not ejected."

 

[trueblujr2]

I’m actually reading this right now, it’s pretty good.

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Stripper U going into full Pimp Mode. LOL

 

[St.PatterSoN-54-]

Hands-down the best one in there.

"Cal clears bench at 5 min mark, UK widens lead"

 

[treyforuk]

What. No Pitino references? Could have been some funny sh!t.