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Can the 'Ville out battle the Whittier Poets for his services? Or will Denison land him? 
(yes I'm aware that's its probably a walk on, still funny as hell though)
(yes I'm aware that's its probably a walk on, still funny as hell though)
I saw those Whittier Poets . . . sounds like real competition for the Cards.
Maybe if Louisville changed mascots, say from the Cards to the Bards, they could compete with the Poets?
“There once was a team from Nantucket. . . .”
Maybe if Louisville changed mascots, say from the Cards to the Bards, they could compete with the Poets?
“There once was a team from Nantucket. . . .”
"... whose coach, after his third thrashing by the Cats, said..."
As he wiped blood from his chin
He said with a grin
“Had Carolina offered, by God, I’d a tuk it!”
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My money’s going on the dead poet society to land this kid. Captain oh my captain....... but choice 1-b) is the vaunted Fighting Saterfields........ and as I understand it he is quite the poet himself.
“ as day braketh what yonder glistens
that’s last years class whom never listens
another day of clueless chatter
whilst I try to teacheth thy hook & ladder
what might have been were not for Katina
or her underage gals at the empty arena
thus always to tyrants or wannabe giants
I pray so fervently lazy NCAA compliance
impending doom for thyne days of party
so we drinketh and twistith blunts at the hallowed halls of Minardi. “
“ as day braketh what yonder glistens
that’s last years class whom never listens
another day of clueless chatter
whilst I try to teacheth thy hook & ladder
what might have been were not for Katina
or her underage gals at the empty arena
thus always to tyrants or wannabe giants
I pray so fervently lazy NCAA compliance
impending doom for thyne days of party
so we drinketh and twistith blunts at the hallowed halls of Minardi. “
Guy don't discount Allegheny.
I've got a source that says they lead, but only because they recruit dirty.
I've got a source that says they lead, but only because they recruit dirty.
Sadly I remember a kid going to prep school over an offer to play for Tubby near the end of his tenure. That isn't intended to be a knock on Tubby just the lowly state our program had gotten to.
If he does commit to the Cards, I hope he doesn't turn out to be like that former Cat whose only other offer was Monmouth.
Regardless of if he turns out to be as good as Josh Allen, it would be entertaining to see them lose a recruit to the Gators.
I mean, there's no shame in that b/c at least the Gators are an SEC... oh, waith, it's the Allegheny Gators...
Regardless of if he turns out to be as good as Josh Allen, it would be entertaining to see them lose a recruit to the Gators.
I mean, there's no shame in that b/c at least the Gators are an SEC... oh, waith, it's the Allegheny Gators...
So does Whittier but I heard it amounted to a handfull of Burger King coupons
I mean he is listed as a long snapper…. I’d like to imagine the other school want him to play other positions too.
I had no idea there were Gators in Allegheny.
He was a walk-on.
While Bennett was the hero of Monday night's game, he was originally a walk-on who was redshirted as a first-year player back in 2017, according to CBS Sports. While Bennett was a valuable asset to his high school football team — playing in three state playoffs and throwing for 3,724 yards — he received one FBS scholarship, from Middle Tennessee State, per ESPN.
While Bennett was the hero of Monday night's game, he was originally a walk-on who was redshirted as a first-year player back in 2017, according to CBS Sports. While Bennett was a valuable asset to his high school football team — playing in three state playoffs and throwing for 3,724 yards — he received one FBS scholarship, from Middle Tennessee State, per ESPN.
Holy $hit that Wittier recruit sounds like the wave of the future. Let’s sign all the 5’9 walk ons we can.
Good for this kid that he has the opportunity to further his football career and education somewhere. I'm not sure it's the right thing to do to laugh at a young man that is probably giving it everything he's got and loves the game.
I was laughing at (and composing for) U of L.
There once was an AD named Jurich
Who’s sins led to probation, fer which
The Cards took a fall,
Lost a banner and all,
Yet some hanker for the return a’ Jurich.
[I want extra points for rhyming something with Jurich!].
Who’s sins led to probation, fer which
The Cards took a fall,
Lost a banner and all,
Yet some hanker for the return a’ Jurich.
[I want extra points for rhyming something with Jurich!].
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There once was a Coach named Petrino
Whose name rhymed close with Pitino
They fooled U of L minions
Then rode off with millions,
With nary a protest or sit-in-though!
Whose name rhymed close with Pitino
They fooled U of L minions
Then rode off with millions,
With nary a protest or sit-in-though!
For the last line, how about "Yet some want the return of that 'sumb!tch." Avoids using the last name twice for rhyming.
I'm sure UL fans would have gotten a kick out of Josh Allen's offer sheet. I get the point, and it is funny, but our fans are way too hypocritical.
The defense or ZWhite was "the hero of Monday night's game" not StetsonB. I like the kid, but let's not go overboard. He's earned everything he's gotten and he's a great player.
I don't disagree with you, the test was from an article that I came across and did a cut/paste.
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Which offer is shittier?
Louisville or Whittier?
Just my opinion,
but I'd choose Kenyon...
Louisville or Whittier?
Just my opinion,
but I'd choose Kenyon...
An eloquent bard once wrote, "the pen is mightier than the stripper pole," or something to that effect.
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