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Why people don't go to games anymore.

Glenn's take

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May 20, 2012
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I shouldn't have to wait 15 minutes in line every time I need to pee when I am tailgating.
 
This crowd i
I shouldn't have to wait 15 minutes in line every time I need to pee when I am tailgating.
THIS crowd is "Embarassing" and will hurt us in recruiting! Pathetic! We don't deserve to have a top team with fickle fans like this!
 
This crowd i
THIS crowd is "Embarassing" and will hurt us in recruiting! Pathetic! We don't deserve to have a top team with fickle fans like this!

What do you expect? Every year is like the movie Groundhog Day. And every year we get people convincing themselves it's going to be different this season.
 
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I wouldn't recommend wizzing in public. On the list of things that can require you to register as a sex offender:

3) Peeing in public. At least 13 states require sex offender registration for public urination, according to Human Rights Watch's comprehensive review of sex offender laws in 2007. Two of those states specify that the urination must happen in front of a minor.

http://www.businessinsider.com/surprising-things-that-could-make-you-a-sex-offender-2013-10
Those laws in that article make being a hermit sound like a good idea.
 
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