What's your go-to breakfast?

[LineSkiCat14]

Lack of interesting threads lately, mostly because I swear many of you are the worst GD posters I've seen.

My go-to breakfast is a Garden Of Life Organic Meal shake with Blueberries, Kale, Chia Seeds, and Banana. Sometimes if I don't have time, I just take the protein powder with water.

But, Consumer Reports just did a huge article on how many of these proteins contain far more metals than they should, the one above being the absolute worst. And because I don't want butt cancer, I probably need to nix it.

So what does everyone eat for breakfast?

 

[cawoodsct]

 

[Mashburned]

Garden Of Life Organic Meal shake

Gtfo

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Duh.

But lineski...when you are really rushed for time might I suggest...

 

[Xception]

I always go to the kitchen for breakfast

 

[55wildcat]

4 scrambled with cheddar..one piece of toasted whole wheat and black coffee..bash it but it's Goooood!

 

[LineSkiCat14]

Gtfo

Don't knock it until you try it..

.. actually do knock it.. apparently it as more mercury than tilapia.

 

[thabigbluenation]

bloody mary and a joint.

 

[55wildcat]

rarely have it anymore but nothing beats country ham with fresh baked biscuits and homemade gravy..Thats a rib stickin meal

 

[Nubb16]

Spam or treat meat sandwich on light bread with mayo. No cheese and nothing else needed other than some fried eggs on the side.

 

[GhostVol]

A bottle of bourbon , a steak, and a stray mutt. Why the mutt?

Why, to eat the steak while I drink the bourbon!

 

[Col. Angus]

about 24 ounces of coffee and a 42g protein shake.

Still a fat.

 

[55wildcat]

A bottle of bourbon , a steak, and a stray mutt. Why the mutt?

Why, to eat the steak while I drink the bourbon!

Has Benny Hill risen from the grave?

 

[GhostVol]

Has Benny Hill risen from the grave?

Actually, that joke dates back to the Civil War. Benny only borrowed the gold stuff from back in the day!

 

[Willy4UK]

Weekends it's a tofu scramble with hash browns.

Weekdays. Hummus on sprouted toast. With raw tomatoes, clover sprouts, raw radishes, hemp seeds, and nutritional yeast.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Weekends it's a tofu scramble with hash browns.

Weekdays. Hummus on sprouted toast. With raw tomatoes, clover sprouts, raw radishes, hemp seeds, and nutritional yeast.

 

[funKYcat75]

nutritional yeast.

OK, Willy. Enough is enough. What the hell is that?

 

[Willy4UK]

OK, Willy. Enough is enough. What the hell is that?

Lol, non dairy cheese like flakes. Shits the bomb, Funk.

 

[Mashburned]

4+ biscuits
Gravy
Grits
Eggs
Sausage
Bacon
Ham
Hash brown casserole
Fried apples

If you happened to die the day you ate a Cracker Barrel breakfast you would die a happy and fulfilled man. The rest of yous are gonna be on your way to hell like “mfer I should have eaten something more than yeast sprouts. Smh.” TMFS.

 

[Bill Cosby]

Out of all the shit Willy posts on this site, his dietary habits are the only thing that truly shocks me.

 

[dgtatu01]

I buy those pre boiled eggs. Have 2 of them and some whole grain bread of some sort at my desk. Then usually a handful of non salted nuts around 10 or so.

 

[AustinTXCat]

1 cup - Quaker 1-min oats, cooked 90 seconds, and topped with either honey or maple syrup.

1 - 16 oz serving hot tea with 2% milk.

4-6 oz glass orange juice.

 

[WKBlu]

Weekends it's a tofu scramble with hash browns.

Weekdays. Hummus on sprouted toast. With raw tomatoes, clover sprouts, raw radishes, hemp seeds, and nutritional yeast.

RIP Willy’s tastebuds

 

[-BBH-]

OK, Willy. Enough is enough. What the hell is that?

Not sure but I’m fairly certain they make medication for it.

 

[funKYcat75]

Lol, non dairy cheese like flakes. Shits the bomb, Funk.

Follow up question. Is the yeast 'alive'?

 

[DSmith21]

Weekdays- Greek yogurt & mega mug of coffee

Weekend- ham & cheese scramble or chicken biscuits & gravy and coffee.

Special occasions- my wife has figured out how to make a better version of a Cinnabon. I have about three of those with coffee and then go into sugar shock for a few hours.

 

[UKGrad93]

OK, Willy. Enough is enough. What the hell is that?

Wonder if this is related to the yeast infection?

 

[-Mav-]

3 eggs scrambled Gordon Ramsay style (grudging hat tip to BBdK), 2 pieces of sausage, and two cups of Death Wish coffee, freshly ground and properly extracted via a Bialetti Moka Express (hat tip to the Clown and Kook).

 

[Willy4UK]

Follow up question. Is the yeast 'alive'?

Nope. They deactivate it in a heating process.

 

[Willy4UK]

Wonder if this is related to the yeast infection?

No, that's from my ol' ladies super moist vagina. Been using monistat-7. It's not working. May have to go to the dr

 

[starchief5]

 

[LineSkiCat14]

OK, Willy. Enough is enough. What the hell is that?

Lol, non dairy cheese like flakes. Shits the bomb, Funk.

That's not the direction I saw Willy going when someone asked about "Nutritional Yeast".

 

[LineSkiCat14]

Thinking of trying to meal prep my breakfast. I see people making scrambled eggs in those cupcake trays. Need something I can throw together on Sunday for the entire week.

 

[DSmith21]

Thinking of trying to meal prep my breakfast. I see people making scrambled eggs in those cupcake trays. Need something I can throw together on Sunday for the entire week.

My wife makes a mean egg & bread casserole for Sunday brunch. You can put anything that you like in it (cheese, ham, sausage, onion, asparagus, tomato, jalapeno etc.). A pan of something like that would last you all week. You can cut it into individual portions that can be frozen and reheated if you like.

 

[Wall2Wall]

Lack of interesting threads lately, mostly because I swear many of you are the worst GD posters I've seen.

My go-to breakfast is a Garden Of Life Organic Meal shake with Blueberries, Kale, Chia Seeds, and Banana. Sometimes if I don't have time, I just take the protein powder with water.

But, Consumer Reports just did a huge article on how many of these proteins contain far more metals than they should, the one above being the absolute worst. And because I don't want butt cancer, I probably need to nix it.

So what does everyone eat for breakfast?

Three eggs scrambled and a bowl of oatmeal. Whey powders are good meal replacements and it sounds like you add pretty much the best stuff possible to your shake. But in the morning, at least for me nothing beats simple, real food.

 

[UKGrad93]

Unfrosted strawberry Poptarts. Quick, easy, and can eat them in the car on the way to work.

 

[funKYcat75]

Unfrosted strawberry Poptarts. Quick, easy, and can eat them in the car on the way to work.

Ha. Same, but different flavor.

 

[rudd1]

-copenhagen and water. Breakfast is for the weak.

 

[DSmith21]

-copenhagen and water. Breakfast is for the weak.

 

[-Mav-]

Unfrosted strawberry Poptarts. Quick, easy, and can eat them in the car on the way to work.

Ha. Same, but different flavor.

C'mon fellas, un-frosted is Venezuelans and Ethiopians. You're Americans, act like it, dammit.