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What will you have on the dinner table for Thanksgiving?

Turkey
Ham Meat
Mashed potatoes
deviled eggs
Shucky beans
Half runners
Sweet Potatoes
Cranberry Sauce (Out of the can, not with actual berries. If it doesn't have a can print, you're thanksgivinging wrong.)
Punkin Pie
Rolls
cornbread
Dressing
Gravy
Corn
Nap
Football
Big Ol Poop to finish off the day.
 
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Just us, the kids and grandkids tomorrow.

Turkey
Mash taters
Stuffin'
Mac-n-cheese
Deviled aigs
Cowboy Beans
Rolls
Cherry cobbler
Punkin pie
Football & nap

My in-laws are going to some shindig at their church tomorrow, so we're having a big pizza Thanksgiving at their house on Sunday. No cooking, no mess to clean up and the grandkids will scarf the pizza down instead of picking at a Thanksgiving plate.
 
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Bong load of Blue Dream
turkey
dressing
mashed taters
corn
squash casserole
gravy
deviled eggs
hawaiian rolls
key lime pie, pumpkin pie, or bananna pudding
2nd Bong load of Blue Dream
football
couple glasses of wine
3rd Bong load of Blue Dream
And about 4 1/2 minutes worth of poontang if I'm able.
 
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18 people arriving today at 6:00....

23 LBs of bird
Honey Baked ham
Cornbread Stuffing
Sweet Potato Casserole
Green Beans
Baked Mac and Cheese
Broccoli Casserole
Deviled Eggs
Sister Schubert rolls
Fruit Salad
Pecan Pie
Pumpkin Pie
Birthday Cake (my youngest daughter's bday)
Weller 12
Bourbon Cream
Cab of some sort
Pino Grigio of some sort
Lagunitas IPA
Sweet Tea
 
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Deep fried Turkey
Turducken
Gumbo
Yams
Green bean casserole
Cornbread rice dressing
Augratin potatoes
Hot bacon cornbread
Crawfish,catfish,snapper
Hot sausage roll
Jumbo shrimp
Vanilla pecan praline ice cream
Miller lite
Merlot
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Bunch of climate deniers in this thread. Here’s what will be served at Kaizer’s tomorrow...


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Sick of Thanksgiving food, had enough of it for 31 straight years. Wonder what Asians or Italians do for Thanksgiving.
 
Turkey breast (don't want all the other crappy pieces).
Ham.
Dressing/stuffing.
Mashed potatoes and brown gravy.
Corn.
Green beans.
Cranberry SAUCE right out of the can.
Sweet potatoes (lot of starch, I know).
Cole Slaw.
Dinner rolls.
Wife just said she is making corn bread, too.
Pie.
 
LOL_Man said:
Turkey breast (don't want all the other crappy pieces).
Ham.
Dressing/stuffing.
Mashed potatoes and brown gravy.
Corn.
Green beans.
Cranberry SAUCE right out of the can.
Sweet potatoes (lot of starch, I know).
Cole Slaw.
Dinner rolls.
Wife just said she is making corn bread, too.
Pie.
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First mention of slaw. Never had Thanksgiving without it.
 
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Before I sit down at the Thanksgiving table I make sure I'm properly prepared. Since this is the grandest meal of the year (and hopefully the last meal for that mf'er Uncle Trey), I'm not ashamed to admit I slap on an adult diaper beforehand. I want no GD distractions enjoying the feast of all feasts. I keep a spare piss jug under the table just in case I have another leakage episode and I do bring earplugs with me too for all that prayer horseshit. The following is what we normally take down over an 8 hour period of time:

23.5 pound turkey glazed with bacon flakes
Ham
Side turkey (w/side of bacon)
Green beans
Cranberry sauce
A 32 oz jug of Miracle Whip
Deviled eggs
3 cups of snail penis
Corn
Rolls w/butter
Horse burgers
Bacon
Sushi (wrapped w/bacon)
Peanut butter & jelly sandwiches
Beans
Small piles of dog shit in the shapes of the Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria
Mashed potatoes
Bees
Pringles cans sealed with duct tape containing old farts (for dessert)
A half full piss jug
Yams
A soiled adult diaper
Asparagus
Uncle Trey's GD horseshit
Turkey
Oh, and some Diet Coke
 
Real answer:
Turkey (even though no one eats the dark meat)
COUNTRY Ham.
Dressing/Stuffing
Mac n Cheese
Cousin-in-law’s yeast rolls from scratch.
Bunch of vegetables
graaaaaavy
Strawberry salad
Cranberry salad (grandma’s recipe)
Sweet Tater casserole (my recipe)
Crudités
Corn pudding (🤮)
Pies and Cakes
Sweet Tea

Best news of all, I only have to prepare two of those and it’s not at my house. It’s been pretty much the same meal for the past 25 years and I love it every time. As long as my Aunt and parents are still kicking, we’ll keep it up.

Best holiday of the year.
 
Since I cook @ Cracker Barrel it will be Sunday before I can actually think about eating. Whiskey, Weed and Water all natural diet
 
Here’s what I think will be there

Turkey
Rolls
Green beans
Mac n cheese
Mashed potatoes
Corn
Sweet potato casserole
Broccoli casserole
Pumpkin pie
Pumpkin roll
Tons of cookies
Cranberry sauce
Other pies

I plan to eat Turkey and maybe some green beans. Then sneak off to watch football
 
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Turkey
Gravy
Dressing
Corn pudding
Green beans
Broccoli casserole
Dumplings
Mashed potatoes
Sweet potato casserole
Rolls
Cranberry sauce (homemade)
No bake cookies
Cupcakes my mom made that look like turkeys
Trader Joe’s Dark Chocolate peanut butter cups (if we didn’t eat them all last night)
Cannoli's
Pinot Noir
 
Turkey
Ham
Sweet potatoes
Mashed potatoes and gravy
Dressing
Brussels sprouts
Deviled eggs
Pumpkin pie
Pecan pie
And probably some stuff I’m not aware of. I’m not cooking anything, I’m just watching the parade with my niece and nephew and watching the dogs wrestle
 
Roasted turkey
Sausage and herb dressing
Hash brown casserole
Sweet potato casserole
Green beans
Cranberry sauce
Pumpkin pie
Chocolate cake
 
LOL_Man said:
Turkey breast (don't want all the other crappy pieces).
Ham.
Dressing/stuffing.
Mashed potatoes and brown gravy.
Corn.
Green beans.
Cranberry SAUCE right out of the can.
Sweet potatoes (lot of starch, I know).
Cole Slaw.
Dinner rolls.
Wife just said she is making corn bread, too.
Pie.
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Adding greens as she had a nice spicy dish of those as well as all the above.

Settled in an hour or so after eating with a nice cup of coffee and a slice of pie and watched the nightly news. Good day. Family is happy and well fed. Life could be worse.

As Americans we are all very lucky people and I think a lot of us take that for granted.
 
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