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What skill would you like to have but don't

Music smarts (reading music, understanding theory/scales, etc) and singing. Pretty ignorant and awful, respectively, on those things.
 
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Up until turning 40 I would have said guitar/sing
Now, respectable golf swing
 
Computer programming. Like weird keyboard, multiple screens of Matrix code type stuff and get a BJ while I hack the NSA or whatever was going on in Swordfish. Or at least enough to turn a Raspberry Pi into a robot.
 
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I hear ya Hooj. I often thought about that. I can live with giving myself a hand job, but to actually suck it? Man, that's where I draw the line. Now, I do kinda wish I could smell my own butthole, just to see what my wife smells when she is down there.
 
I hear ya Hooj. I often thought about that. I can live with giving myself a hand job, but to actually suck it? Man, that's where I draw the line. Now, I do kinda wish I could smell my own butthole, just to see what my wife smells when she is down there.

You can always smell her finger on the days you can't deliver the deuce and she has to loosen things up.
 
Practically speaking, the correct answer is coding. It's already a $150k+ skill, requires little-to-no other skills other than some highschool math, and it future proofs your career. If you know how to code, you're one step ahead of 98% of people in your industry.

The fun (and also practical) answer is the ability to woo any and every female. Everything a guy does in his life is for snatch. Cut to the chase, make it so every woman wants to give you theirs.
 
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Writing convincingly. It's a lost cause at my age--- but to be able to assemble ideas and write in such a way as to clearly frame an issue and verbally illustrate the overview would be so satisfying for me. Alas I can't even come up with a good bumper sticker.
 
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The ability to make small talk. If I am not talking to someone who shares a common interest then things will get awkward really quickly.

If that is too much to ask, then I would settle for knowing about electrical engineering.
 

I take this to question the worth of coding? Better believe it. Programmer is now a top5 hottest job over the last few years. Even a mildly decent programmer can make $100k+ in a 25-35 ranked market. It's the new way to invent something. If you have an idea to make a product or make something easier in life + coding ability = set for life.
 
1). Surfing.



1A). The ability to deliver bone-crunching Witches of Eastwick orgasms (to women only).

I can do this (surfing). It is by far one of the hardest sports to try and learn when you're older. I've had a couple of near death drownings during the winter time a few years ago and you just underestimate how dangerous it is. I've only seen one shark too so that's good.

But yeah. It's one of the best rushes you can get when you do it right but it takes awhile t learn. Plus tons of surfers are total elitist dicks. That's the only bad part.

Anyways; I wish I could sculpt because I've seen the bank that these guys make that sell authentic cosplay to nerds. There's a guy named Aniki who specializes in making Power Rangers authentic props, helmets, etc to sell to adult nerds for $1,400 each.
 
My son took surfing lessons at the beach this summer vaca. He popped up a couple times and had decent rides. I was thrilled for him.

Every time I see a surf competition or documentary- I watch it like Shawshank - beginning to end.
 
play anything on piano and guitar.
Me too. I always wanted to learn to play, but lost most of my hearing a long time ago and that put a stop to that. I can't even listen to music. Maybe Cochlear Implants would fix that.
 
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