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What Are Your Plans For Valentine's Day?

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The wife and I are planning on going out to eat at Texas Roadhouse (about as fancy as we get) and then to see the 50 Shades of Grey movie. She's been wanting to see it since she read the book. Basically porn for women. Might make for an interesting night.
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Heading to Lexington.



-Light Lunch Downtown, then Hyatt around 12:30 for some pregame drinks.

-Rupp @ 2pm for UK/USC

-Dudley's @ 5:30

-Greg Morton at Comedy Caravan @ 8

-A nightcap somewhere

-Back to the Telly. #wax
 
I have no idea yet. But it's pretty cool how all the restaurants have these "prixe fix" dinners so they can jack the price up.
 
To contribute:

Catch the first half of the USCjr game

Spend 3 hours watching 8 and 14 year old basketball on hard metal benches

Deal with parents and mother-in-law

Pray that they will take these kids off our hands (we do love them) for even an hour or two.

Eat at some place we really don't want to go to

Pick up kids who are hopped up on sugar from granny's house

Final one finally falls asleep about 11

We collapse and fall asleep, 'unsatisfied'

(we really do love our kids)

#family
 
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Tread lightly OP....I think the guy from the book is into some serious butt play. Just a heads up.

You might be into that which is totally cool. Just definitely expect her to want to explore some butt play after the movie. I do mean your butt OP, just to clarify.
 
ohhhhh that's why womens love this book so much? Just more feminazation of the man via controlling him via his butthole. F Oprah and valentimes day.
 
Worst holiday ever. Nothing worse than trying to feign excitement over spending yet more money on your old lady right after you spent a bunch at Christmas. I wish this would be outlawed.
 
We are doing ours a day early. We will hit Texas Roadhouse about 5 to beat the crowds and then hit up the theater about 7. That should be before it gets to insane in there. My wife said she is working on ditching the kids for the night.

I believe my daughter has a cheerleader competition Saturday morning and the UK game is on at 2. Probably will just relax after those and let all of you enjoy the mayhem Saturday night.
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Hell, I LOVE Valentine's Day. Saturday night. Southeastern Wildlife Expo in town so there's plenty of unattached women tourists downtown. Plus there's single women (and married women) that are lonely and don't want to sit home and eat ice cream and candy all night. PLUS that damn movie comes out this weekend.

I'm going for a triple play. Get laid in the afternoon, get laid in the evening, and take one home with me that night to start Sunday off with a bang.
 
Originally posted by GhostVol:
Hell, I LOVE Valentine's Day. Saturday night. Southeastern Wildlife Expo in town so there's plenty of unattached women tourists downtown. Plus there's single women (and married women) that are lonely and don't want to sit home and eat ice cream and candy all night. PLUS that damn movie comes out this weekend.

I'm going for a triple play. Get laid in the afternoon, get laid in the evening, and take one home with me that night to start Sunday off with a bang.
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Originally posted by CatDaddy4daWin:
Worst holiday ever. Nothing worse than trying to feign excitement over spending yet more money on your old lady right after you spent a bunch at Christmas. I wish this would be outlawed.
Amen!!!! Spent a fortune on my wife this past Christmas. Been together long enough now where she knows I am done with the nice Valentines gifts. She will get some flowers and dinner and that is it. She is going with her group of girlfriends to see the Fifty Shades movie. I got her the book for the iPad and bet she read one chapter and got bored with it. Told her to just wait for the movie to get the Cliffnotes version of it. If I get even 25% of the stuff she sees from that movie I will consider myself lucky.
 
Originally posted by B.B.d.K.:
Originally posted by GhostVol:
Hell, I LOVE Valentine's Day. Saturday night. Southeastern Wildlife Expo in town so there's plenty of unattached women tourists downtown. Plus there's single women (and married women) that are lonely and don't want to sit home and eat ice cream and candy all night. PLUS that damn movie comes out this weekend.

I'm going for a triple play. Get laid in the afternoon, get laid in the evening, and take one home with me that night to start Sunday off with a bang.
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If he lives in a populated area, it shouldn't be hard for him to find 3 willing sweathogs. I doubt he could close on all of them, though, with or without chemical help.
 
Drop the baby off at the parents after the game. May or may not stream 50 shades of grey online, will definitely get it in
 
Doing minor repairs on my home before we sell it. That is the plans for my wife and I. I have a research paper to write as well, so this will be treated as another day.
 
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Willy FTW, as usual.

Decided to send my wife Sherrie's Berries to her work (to share with her besties!). This may blow up in my face if she's the only one in the office that doesn't get flowers, so I may have to make a last second emergency plan of dinner and 50 Shades.
 
worst holiday ever. basically 7 weeks after freaking christmas, yeah nah. been with the old lady just long enough to not care about this one. plus falling on a saturday, we have to work at the plant. can't use vacation time on weekend mandatory shifts, so i basically lucked out. not my fault.
 
The same thing I do every weekend, whatever the hell I want. Choosing to remain single is the best. I might not even get out of bed until close to tip off, unless I decide to go to the gym. Might go out have some drinks later that night, see if there is some poor philly whos sad she's alone on V-day, try to pick her up only to never speak to her again after the next morning. I guess the downfall is i'll have to act interested in what she's saying for a few hours.
 
Watch the game (obviously). The wife and I have started a Valentines tradition of just staying at home (her idea, which is fine by me). She makes a heart shaped pizza...probably have a few brews as well...
 
Made reservations at Waffle House. They're having a romantic setting set up. Not joking.
 
Originally posted by GhostVol:
Hell, I LOVE Valentine's Day. Saturday night. Southeastern Wildlife Expo in town so there's plenty of unattached women tourists downtown. Plus there's single women (and married women) that are lonely and don't want to sit home and eat ice cream and candy all night. PLUS that damn movie comes out this weekend.

I'm going for a triple play. Get laid in the afternoon, get laid in the evening, and take one home with me that night to start Sunday off with a bang.
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I wrote my sweetheart a short story. I hope she likes it, and that it takes me to the realm of coitus. Here it is for your reading pleasure:

"Kayla and the Corn"

Kayla stared upon row after row of corn. What an intimidating sight! She finally understood why Pepsi had stopped using real sugar in their beverages. There was too much corn to go around, yet neither enough salsa nor butter to make a culinary work of it.

She reminisced on how she and Charles had often played in this very field as kids. The farmer who had owned the land used to make them cry by throwing apples at them. The farmer's wife, a rather voluptuous woman, would come out and give them cookies and in a loosely veiled attempt to fatten them for the leaner months. Luckily, a local grasshopper named James aided them in escaping her chicanery. After each escape they would sit by the pond eating loofas made of goat cheese.

James and Kayla became fast friends.

This post was edited on 2/12 6:51 PM by d2atTech
 
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