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UK's biggest rival?

Apr 7, 2005
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I think, if we polled people on this board, UL would likely win. But, I think UL needs to win a game that I can remember to actually be a rival. However, what if it was a world-wide poll? In this instance, I think the most appropriate nominee is GODZILLA. Why?

Standing at approximately 800ft tall and weighing 400 metric tons, Godzilla is one of the only creatures on the planet that can match up to our size on the inside. In addition, GODZILLA does have laser eyes and fire breath. How would UK counter that? They can't. However, GODZILLA does have ridiculously short arms, and is extremely raw on the offensive end. This would be a defensive struggle, but ultimately, I think UK still gets the win.
Finally, and most importantly, you know that Japan's entire population would vote 'GODZILLA.' So, that's 127 million votes for GODZILLA right out of the gate.

Thoughts?
 
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When I saw the title I immediately thought of tsunami. We are both juggernauts that cannot be stopped.
 
I was not aware that Towns had "lightning eyes." Must be saving them for the tourney. That would be a pretty good tweak though, if I am picking one.
 
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