Zach Nelson is a 6'8" forward from Yuba City, CA. Yuba, or course is Spanish for "soulless ginger"
You probably recognize him from his role on the hit ABC sitcom Modern Family.
Zach's interests include beard maintenance and Vincent Van Gogh cosplay.
UK vs. Utah Valley: Meet the Wolverines
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Zach Nelson is a 6'8" forward from Yuba City, CA. Yuba, or course is Spanish for "soulless ginger"
You probably recognize him from his role on the hit ABC sitcom Modern Family.
Zach's interests include beard maintenance and Vincent Van Gogh cosplay.
Richard Haward is a 6'11" Forward from Orem, Utah. He is the spokemodel for the Big 'N' Tall line of magic holy underwear at the LDS' Outlet Store in Salt Lake.
Richard was given up for adoption upon his birth by his birthparents due to "there are already enough awkward tall white boys named Zeller". Pictured below are his biological brothers.
Meet Conner Toolson. Conner is a 6'4" junior from Highland Utah. The darkness is slowly enveloping Conner but he still preseves his calm façade and awaits the sweet eternal release of death.
He recently just came off of the national tour of Spongebob Squarepants: The Musical where he played the role of Normal Spongebob for 53 shows.
Baylee Steele is a Redshirt Freshman from Norwalk, Iowa. Baylee's unusual name came as a result of a one-night tryst between two porn stars who wanted to have a child with a vocation-ready name so that their progeny could follow in their footsteps. Unfortunately he was a boy, but the trademarks had already been filed before his birth.
Little known fact: The Wolverines's coach, former 'Cat Mark Pope, was recently awarded the role of 'Taber' in the off-Broadway production of One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest.
Kuusi jalkaa kuuden tuuman eteenpäin Joonas Tahvanainen on täällä 6 kuukauden korkeakoulujen työviisumissa. Hänen vanhempansa lähettivät hänet tänne oppimaan koripalloa niin, että hän palasi jonain päivänä rakastetulle Suomeen ja opetti sen koululaisille. Hän varasti myös tyttöystävänsä, kun et katso. Hän on suomalainen Justin Bieber.
Akolda Manyang would like to let all of age ladies of the #BBN that the stereotype about dudes originally from the Sudan is very true and he will be staying in room 542.
Kenneth Ogbe hails from Munich, Germany and is a 6' 7" guard. His German language bio reads, "We are not to saying that Rick Fox visited a brothel in München and had his DNA extracted in a backroom medical procedure and then implanted in a frozen embryo , but we are not not saying that either."
Say that ^^^^ three times real fast.
Kuusi jalkaa kuuden tuuman eteenpäin Joonas Tahvanainen on täällä 6 kuukauden korkeakoulujen työviisumissa. Hänen vanhempansa lähettivät hänet tänne oppimaan koripalloa niin, että hän palasi jonain päivänä rakastetulle Suomeen ja opetti sen koululaisille. Hän varasti myös tyttöystävänsä, kun et katso. Hän on suomalainen Justin Bieber.
Manyang walks to center court right before the national anthem, takes the mic, and bellows,
Akolda Manyang would like to let all of age ladies of the #BBN that the stereotype about dudes originally from the Sudan is very true and he will be staying in room 542.
"WHO WANTS TO SEX AKOLDA?"
Richard Haward is a 6'11" Forward from Orem, Utah. He is the spokemodel for the Big 'N' Tall line of magic holy underwear at the LDS' Outlet Store in Salt Lake.
Richard was given up for adoption upon his birth by his birthparents due to "there are already enough awkward tall white boys named Zeller". Pictured below are his biological brothers.
I heard a report that he was 9 lb 7 oz at birth. His 2 brothers and one sister that were born after him, fell out. And, his father never forgave him for what he did to his mother.
Meet Conner Toolson. Conner is a 6'4" junior from Highland Utah. The darkness is slowly enveloping Conner but he still preseves his calm façade and awaits the sweet eternal release of death.
He recently just came off of the national tour of Spongebob Squarepants: The Musical where he played the role of Normal Spongebob for 53 shows.
That is not how it is supposed to work.
"...their scales of darkness shall begin to fall from their eyes; and many generations shall not pass away among them, save they shall be a white and a delightsome people." 2 Nephi 30:6
