Twas the night before Christmas....

[FurdTerguson]

And all through the Rafters
Not a birdie was smiling
No Cardinal laughter

The L's were faced down
All safe and secure
The Card fans asleep
In their bed of manure

Keep it going

 

[HerrosHeroes]

And I in my Cats gear
And wife with her cap;
Had just settled down
After the Ville looked like crap

 

[KYCAT78]

And up on the rim there was a loud clatter
It was Dillingham with a monster windmill dunk

 

[J D Howard]

And up on the rim there was a loud clatter
It was Dillingham with a monster windmill dunk

That made the backboard shatter!

 

[Cold Stout Beer]

Dillingham hung on the rim with care,
In the hopes that Reed Sheppard soon would be there.

 

[_ukcat]

Then what to my wondrous eyes appeared
Antonio Reeves with yet another Three

 

[St.PatterSoN-54-]

Then what to my wondrous eyes appeared
Antonio Reeves with yet another Three

…..and my wife with a beer!

 

[bigbluelou]

With a plethora of players
So big and so quick,
That the opposing team muttered,
“This must be a trick”

 

[Nuke99m]

With a room of recruits
So small and so slow
Katina and her crew
Were ready for a show

 

[HerrosHeroes]

Now Sheppard, Now Wagner, Now Mitchell
and Reeves;
On Bradshaw and Dilly and Ugo and Adou
Dunk that ball thru;
To the top of the SEC, to the top Big Blue!

 

[Fox2monk]

Now Sheppard, Now Wagner, Now Mitchell
and Reeves;
On Bradshaw and Dilly and Ugo and Thiero
Dunk that ball;
To the Top of the SEC and to the Top of them all!

The players ask Kenny Payne, coach what do we do?
Koron Davis wonders aloud if coach Payne is Poo-Poo.
The fans beg for a Pitino, can’t take it no more.
Kentucky keeps whopping that ass, but Pitino would rather lay down with a whore.

 

[Jperry1987]

As the Cards losses keep going, and the Cats keep rolling, Cal keeps his ass kicking of the Cards on-going.
With No wins in sight, long after Christmas night, the cards seem to have lost all of their teams tights.

 

[St.PatterSoN-54-]

On Jurich, on Pitino, on Masiello and Sypher!
Now clean away, scrub away, wipe that wet ceiling!

 

[jmw23712]

The Cardinals are small
Smaller than a duck
But the cats were hungry
They didn’t give a …

Big Blue was shorthanded
But left the birds for dead
While Big Z had to watch
As the NCAA crapped the bed

 

[Cold Stout Beer]

Sheppard delivered the pass with care,
Just be thankful he didn’t have to throw it to Ware.

 

[CB3UK]

They jumped for the rebounds so lively and quick,
While Dirty Birds pined for the days of Slick Rick