Tom Crean Haiku Thread (3rd Annual)

[ZZBlueComet]

Clap, you are the man
No Sweet Sixteen for you Tom
Is Alabama this dumb?

 

[new era cat]

Originally posted by ZZBlueComet:

Clap, you are the man
No Sweet Sixteen for you Tom
Is Alabama this dumb?

 

[Doctor-J]

My buyout is huge.
Cutting down nets when I lose.
Joke's on you, IU.

 

[J_Dee]

Clap clap clap clap clap
Creepy creepy creepy clap
Clap clap clap clap clap

 

[runt#69]

the wind of disgraceI've brought on my fan!
a gift from Tom

 

[buckkiller]

Clappy when Im happy
Clappy when I am mad
Clappy on my penis!

This post was edited on 3/20 5:35 PM by buckkiller

 

[CatPhight]

 

[BlueBomb]

I will kiss your son
Heck, I'll even kiss my son
That's just how I roll

 

[hotelblue]

erect crean statue
nobody does it better
signed big blue nation

 

[UK3Pointer]

Who is this I see?
He's Clappy the Coaching Clown.
Pants are falling down.

 

[MO_Blue]

I run the IU ship,
Your son my tongue I will slip,
keep to yourself your sh*t.

 

[BBNin PA]

Red candy stripe clown
Clappy Crean will clap his hands
Put down that meth pipe

 

[ymmot31]

good job, good effort
sweet sixteen overrated
see you all next year

 

[bigbluelou]

Popcorn, popcorn...yay!
Hang a banner? I just may.
Kiss the "girls"? No way.

 

[warrior-cat]

Clappy the clown man
money is the objective
buyout buyout buy



a hoosier haiku
This post was edited on 3/20 7:14 PM by warrior-cat

 

[bigbluelou]

Some on here clearly don't know what a haiku is.

 

[MO_Blue]

Originally posted by bigbluelou:
Some on here clearly don't know what a haiku is.

Isn't it siamese porn in 5-7-5 or 5-7-7 cadence?

 

[hotelblue]

Originally posted by bigbluelou:
Some on here clearly don't know what a haiku is.

see
what i did
here

 

[EvilMD]

Been thinking bout you
Been thinking bout you a lot
Sweet Home Alabama

 

[EvilMD]

Hoosiers devolving
When the Crean sits out too long
You must whip it
This post was edited on 3/20 7:08 PM by TubbysTabbys

 

[elwood_blue]

Cashed in on Dwyane Wade
Much to chagrin of IU
Ha Ha Clap Clap Clap

 

[ymmot31]

Originally posted by hotelblue:

Originally posted by bigbluelou:
Some on here clearly don't know what a haiku is.

see
what i did
here

I
d
o

 

[clew84]

No more clapping now
One hand now silently moves
Alabama bound

 

[CatPhight]

If you're Clappy and you know it grab yourself...

 

[stoneycat_20]

I think this is 5 7 7

Originally posted by ZZBlueComet:

Clap, you are the man
No Sweet Sixteen for you Tom
Is Alabama this dumb?

 

[irishcatdaddy]

Foreseeably
Inalienable
Mediocrity

 

[WACB]

Indiana SUCKS!
Please Tom, DON'T give me the tongue!
I'm NOT a Hoosier!

 

[Samwise Ganjee]

Originally posted by ZZBlueComet:

Clap, you are the man
No Sweet Sixteen for you Tom
Is Alabama this dumb?

 

[johnnyrockets]

I love that no more than 50% of these are actually haikus.

Tom Crean's Legacy:
Kiss mouth, cut nets, popcorn box,
Dumb face good for memes

Rafters haiku post
Wheat and chaff are told apart
Still, all make me laugh

 

[BlueManToo]

Clappy dubbed Savior

Alas his eye you 'Movement'

Just merely a fart!






This post was edited on 3/20 8:22 PM by BlueManToo

 

[true55]

My name is Tom Cream and I suck
I can screw anyone's basketball program up
But Indiana fans are to stupid to know

 

[pascat]

His pants keep on falling...
His sweaty hands keep clapping...
"Does it the right way"

 

[KopiKat]

twelve million dollars
the buy out is too damn big
Hoosier fans screwed either way

 

[BlueManToo]

Originally posted by johnnyrockets:
I love that no more than 50% of these are actually haikus.

Tom Crean's Legacy:
Kiss mouth, cut nets, popcorn box,
Dumb face good for memes

Rafters haiku post
Wheat and chaff are told apart
Still, all make me laugh

Top shelf stuff Johnny!
Made me laugh out loud at home
As wife rolls her eyes.




This post was edited on 3/20 8:36 PM by BlueManToo

 

[ktbug]

Sweet sixteen banner
we beat Kentucky by one.
Hang another banner

 

[DoyleHargrave1]

Originally posted by true55:
My name is Tom Cream and I suck
I can screw anyone's basketball program up
But Indiana fans are to stupid to know

Really??

 

[sambowieshin]

I peek thru peep holes
I run the Clappy Hotel
I used to coach IU

 

[hotelblue]

clappy the clown says
sometimes you feel like a nut
sometimes you feel them

 

[ThunderCat98]

I pull up my pants
over and over again
I need suspenders
Posted from Rivals Mobile

 

[stevo51]

Crimson and cream
my agent causes your
bitter tears to fall