"Why I encouraged my daughters have paid sex with UL recruits"
Too long? OK, I'll think of an alternative.
This!!Edit: Oh, TITLES. Titles. Thought you, never mind.
L1 in the pink, C4 in the stink: the most shocking scandal in college hoops.
I'll go with,
AT LEAST I GOT PAID
I'll go with the woman from the NCAA: REPUGNANTI'll go with,
AT LEAST I GOT PAID