This Just in: RAY DAVIS TO PLAY BOTH WAYS IN BOWL GAME!!

[The-Hack]

Cat fans have been treated to a 96 hour shift in emotions and expectations, as the story has gone from ,”No Ray,” to “Pay Ray,” to “Maybe Ray,” to “Ray Davis will Play.”

Now, in an unanticipated turn, Ray Davis is expected to start at both tailback and at cornerback when the Cats face Clemson in Jacksonville!!!

“All Day Ray,” will henceforth be known as “Every Play Ray,” so adjust your Christmas shopping lists accordingly.

When asked to confirm the report. Davis responded, “Just who the $&@@& started this rumor?”

 

[docholiday51]

Expected to sing National Anthem and will also sell popcorn during time outs

 

[The-Hack]

Expected to sing National Anthem and will also sell popcorn during time outs

Doc, that NIL boost must have been MASSIVE!!

Wait . . . wait just a damn minute . . . .

. . . .

Word has just arrived that Davis, spurning all fear of potential injury, will jump from an Army aircraft to personally deliver the game ball to the refs immediately after the national anthem!!!

[But in a “nod” toward safety and discretion, he will be using a parachute in order to preserve his draft status]!

 

[vhcat70]

Most players play both ways: They go L to R the First Q & then R to L the 2nd Q.

 

[Pelosigalore]

He’s coaching too

 

[jeffky]

Sweet baby ray man I wish another year with him very nice articulate man represents us well

 

[Jireh]

Maybe he can officiate the game and give us a few breaks.

 

[CB3UK]

So glad we get to see Ray one more time this season.

 

[Rockford]

This just makes me respect professional comedians even more than ever.

 

[JHB4UK]

Can't wait to buy my beer & hot dog from him in J ville

 

[K86]

My dog has a source (that he won't share) that say's Ray is cheering too.

 

[docholiday51]

This just makes me respect professional comedians even more than ever.

Awwww that is such a nice thing for you to say to us. We will be here all week

 

[Rembrandt90]

Cat fans have been treated to a 96 hour shift in emotions and expectations, as the story has gone from ,”No Ray,” to “Pay Ray,” to “Maybe Ray,” to “Ray Davis will Play.”

Now, in an unanticipated turn, Ray Davis is expected to start at both tailback and at cornerback when the Cats face Clemson in Jacksonville!!!

“All Day Ray,” will henceforth be known as “Every Play Ray,” so adjust your Christmas shopping lists accordingly.

When asked to confirm the report. Davis responded, “Just who the $&@@& started this rumor?”

LOL! You haven't lost your sense of humor.

 

[docholiday51]

LOL! You haven't lost your sense of humor.

As a UK football fan and a UK basketball fan in the Cal era you gotta have one if you expect to get thru a season.

 

[FirewithFire]

He’s coaching too

We aren't that lucky.

 

[TheDude73]

Funny, but we'll be lucky to see him do many if any running plays past halftime. He'll do a little to say he "played", and then disappear on the sidelines or even leave the stadium.

 

[The-Hack]

This just makes me respect professional comedians even more than ever.

Ba-Da-Bing!!

 

[The-Hack]

LOL! You haven't lost your sense of humor.

Trying to keep that and my Religion!!

 

[UKfirst]

Hoping to get him as my Uber driver!

 

[The-Hack]

Funny, but we'll be lucky to see him do many if any running plays past halftime. He'll do a little to say he "played", and then disappear on the sidelines or even leave the stadium.

I’ve heard he has a chopper lined up to whisk him away from the entire state of Florida by the second stanza of the song played for the half-time show!!

It’s just turble!!

 

[The-Hack]

Hoping to get him as my Uber driver!

Better get him pre-game!!

 

[The-Hack]

Sweet baby ray man I wish another year with him very nice articulate man represents us well

What would you expect: he has earned a degree from over 50 percent of Universities east of the Mississippi.

 

[Tf2217]

I know this is satire but it reminds me of the Cobb years. Dude was QB, WR, PAT Holder, KO returner, Punt return and I'm sure he did other things. But if you watch those games all you heard was Cobb. Dude singlehandedly wheeled us to a decent season.

 

[The-Hack]

I know this is satire but it reminds me of the Cobb years. Dude was QB, WR, PAT Holder, KO returner, Punt return and I'm sure he did other things. But if you watch those games all you heard was Cobb. Dude singlehandedly wheeled us to a decent season.

Dickie Lyons, Sr. was the same in the late 1960’s.

 

[CatPatrick13]

You may laugh, but the ESPN bowl game page has Ray schedule to commentate in the booth as well... tru story.

 

[The-Hack]

You may laugh, but the ESPN bowl game page has Ray schedule to commentate in the booth as well... tru story.

That will likely be Davis’s longest-term association with the sport.

As others have noted, he is very well-spoken.

 

[CatFanOverseas]

Cat fans have been treated to a 96 hour shift in emotions and expectations, as the story has gone from ,”No Ray,” to “Pay Ray,” to “Maybe Ray,” to “Ray Davis will Play.”

Now, in an unanticipated turn, Ray Davis is expected to start at both tailback and at cornerback when the Cats face Clemson in Jacksonville!!!

“All Day Ray,” will henceforth be known as “Every Play Ray,” so adjust your Christmas shopping lists accordingly.

When asked to confirm the report. Davis responded, “Just who the $&@@& started this rumor?”

Reminds me of old school journalism. I swear Hack, if you wrote a book, I'd read it.

 

[Short-Dawg-69]

We was at Kentucky Horse Park and talked to a man who has a cousin that has a friend who just sold Ray Davis a horse farm.
Ray Davis is going to train horses to run faster.

They also said the couching staff has a couple secret plays implemented for Ray Davis.
Ray Davis will apparently take a direct snap as a QB. Throw the deep ball down the side line and catch the ball himself for a 80 yard touchdown play.

 

[optimus-blue]

I hope Ray can punt that could be the thing we need most . Punting killed us this season .

 

[RocknRollCats]

FWIW, I understand Coach Cal has him lined up to play center in small ball situations for the rest of the year, too. His 57 inch vertical will largely make up for being undersized.

 

[AshWilliams]

He’s coaching too

Here's hoping

 

[Tf2217]

Ray Davis. LT/RT.... He's going to block for himself after getting the handoff.
In all seriousness I'd hate to see where we would stand this year if we didn't pick up Ray from Vandy. I knew the kid was a stud going for 1k+ at Vandy.

 

[The-Hack]

Reminds me of old school journalism. I swear Hack, if you wrote a book, I'd read it.

I’m a fan of the old Grantland Rice classics!

“Outlined against a blue-gray October sky, the Four Horsemen rode again . . . .”

 

[maroon79]

Cat fans have been treated to a 96 hour shift in emotions and expectations, as the story has gone from ,”No Ray,” to “Pay Ray,” to “Maybe Ray,” to “Ray Davis will Play.”

Now, in an unanticipated turn, Ray Davis is expected to start at both tailback and at cornerback when the Cats face Clemson in Jacksonville!!!

“All Day Ray,” will henceforth be known as “Every Play Ray,” so adjust your Christmas shopping lists accordingly.

When asked to confirm the report. Davis responded, “Just who the $&@@& started this rumor?”

Replacing D Walker

 

[wildcatglenn]

My cousins girlfriends cousins daddy said Ray would also be a base for the cheer team.

 

[The-Hack]

Replacing D Walker

Detroit considered naming a bridge after Walker.

Had to back off the idea. No one will cross Deone Walker in Michigan!!

 

[The-Hack]

My cousins girlfriends cousins daddy said Ray would also be a base for the cheer team.

Oddly, if you analyze that statement, you could be your “cousin’s’ girlfriend’s cousins daddy.”

Though likely illegal is some places . . . .

 

[YardCat]

Expected to sing National Anthem and will also sell popcorn during time outs

The next Jackie Moon

 

[wildcatglenn]

Oddly, if you analyze that statement, you could be your “cousin’s’ girlfriend’s cousins daddy.”

Though likely illegal is some places . . . .

🤔🤔

 

[Caveman Catfan]

Cat fans have been treated to a 96 hour shift in emotions and expectations, as the story has gone from ,”No Ray,” to “Pay Ray,” to “Maybe Ray,” to “Ray Davis will Play.”

Now, in an unanticipated turn, Ray Davis is expected to start at both tailback and at cornerback when the Cats face Clemson in Jacksonville!!!

“All Day Ray,” will henceforth be known as “Every Play Ray,” so adjust your Christmas shopping lists accordingly.

When asked to confirm the report. Davis responded, “Just who the $&@@& started this rumor?”

This is crazy, seriously wrong. RBs have such a short shelf life. He should not be playing both ways. He will also need a break and some hydration in the Florida heat. Stoops is the worst for permitting this. The VERY WORST! Jeff Brohm would never let his RB play on defense!

I am so tired of these Stoops Stunts. He will never win more than 5 games in a season.