Thad Matta is a Cornjerker

[anon_9qtxg60vqzy0y]

Maybe that explains his rumored illness and subsequent dismissal.

Famous Cornjerkers include Thad Matta, Herb Neathery and Scott Eells. Matta guided Hoopeston to a third-place finish in the 1985 IHSA Boys Basketball State Final tournament

http://www.ihsa.org/IHSAState/IHSAS...articleId/275/Hoopeston-Area-CORNJERKERS.aspx

 

[T-Bickle]

This is my new go-to put down,
Cornjerker.

It will replace my current snappy comeback of Knucklenuts.

 

[CatEye2010]

Cornjerkin' jagoff.

 

[DCFseattle]

Wtf even is a cornjerker, outside of the obvious perverted nonsense?

 

[TriangleUKCat]

From the linked artcle and, in all honesty, not a bad drawing of Thad Matta.

 

[Mike-D]

That corn jerkin' son of a b#tch

 

[DrH. Lecter]

Who among us has not done this? I learned how to from the older kids at my school on the school bus. I stopped but not before needing glasses.

 

[Mike-D]

Who among us has not done this? I learned how to from the older kids at my school on the school bus. I stopped but not before needing glasses.

You go through a lot of ceiling tiles too?

 

[kev69]

The rumor I heard was that Matta wanted to get started on his dream job, modeling.

 

[drcats2013]

Wut.

 

[BBUK]

Wtf even is a cornjerker, outside of the obvious perverted nonsense?

CC knows...

 

[T-Bickle]

"Hey Biff, keep your cornjerkin' hands off her!"

 

[T-Bickle]

Who among us has not done this? I learned how to from the older kids at my school on the school bus. I stopped but not before needing glasses.

If you do it too much you'll grow corn silks on your hands.

 

[BBUK]

Wtf even is a cornjerker, outside of the obvious perverted nonsense?

May be akin to "cottonpicker"...could be...

 

[Wallins creek Cat]

Only two types of liars in this world.

One says he never Cornjerked.
Other one says he's gonna quit.

 

[MbergCat]

This is my new go-to put down,
Cornjerker.

It will replace my current snappy comeback of Knucklenuts.

MY daughter thinks it's hilarious to call people a little dickens.

 

[MbergCat]

I also discovered the word 'kerfuffle' today and find it hilarious.

 

[KyCatFan]

Wtf even is a cornjerker, outside of the obvious perverted nonsense?

I'm guessing it has something to do with corn on the knob.

 

[Sawnee Cat]

My mother once told me an educated person learns a new work everyday. Hey mom, guess what new word I learned today. Cornjerker?????