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Stoops pre game speach to this team

Sep 20, 2021
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We are going to lock the frickin gates and put a beat down on these boys from the deep south of Mississippi. I don’t care what they are ranked or how legendary is thier coach., They will not leave the beautiful state of Ky with a win. Now go out there and fight, for this state, for your loyal fanbase and for all the folks around the world of the Big Blue Nation!!! Feel free to add anything else our fine coach should add to this pre game!
 
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Okay, here’s the deal guys. This is a big game and we need to get back on track so I need you to stay focused and play with intensity for four quarters. I’m sick of this crap and if you can’t perform any better than last week then I’m going to start pulling scholarships and some of you can gather carts at Walmart for the rest of your lives. We miss another chip shot or extra point, everyone involved can just take off their shit and leave the stadium. I don’t care if I have to pull someone out of the stands to use for the rest of the year, my uncle could do better than this and he’s been dead for two years. This isn’t just on you guys as a layers, couple of our coaches better get their shit together. We don’t need this cute shit that keeps us behind the chains and I’m f’n sick of paying some of you guys for Atari football. I’ll fire every last one of you m’fers if I don’t see some improvement tonight, I don’t care because I’m rich bitches. Now let’s go win one for bluecoon1.
 
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DEFENSE, NO ONE SHOULD EVER BE MORE PHYSICAL THAN US, AND WE LET SOUTH CAROLINA KICK OUR ASS THE SECOND HALF OF THAT GAME! THAT CAN NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN!

WE HAVE TO ELIMINATE THESE STUPID FOCKING MISTAKES! YOU ARE GROWN MEN IN COLLEGE, FOCUS AND EXECUTE! Hell just about every damn high school team in Kentucky can kick an extra point, and get a punt off.

Offensive line, these sack numbers are starting to be a national disgrace. They are starting to refer to you as the BIG BLUE FUNNEL instead of the Big Blue Wall. KEEP THOSE F'ERS OFF OUR QB! NO MATTER HOW MUCH LONGER HE HOLDS IT THAN HE SHOULD.

LEVIS, MAKE A DECISION AND GET RID OF THE DAMN BALL, OR TUCK IT AND GO! We should never take a sack on first or second down. Be decisive, BE SMART, and play with confidence.

Now, Mississippi State is a damn good team and they may be good enough to beat us even if we are playing our best. BUT MAKE SURE THEY GET OUR BEST SHOT! LEAVE IT ON THE FIELD!
 
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Ok boys, we're gonna run run run run run run. And if we get down by 2 or 3 touchdown's early on, don't fret, because we're just gonna keep running the ball and milking the clock. Don't even break the huddle until there's 10 seconds or less left on the play clock and don't snap the ball until there's 1 second left. I want their defense to be able to adjust on every play and for them to be able to catch their breaths. We won't play with any sense of urgency whatsoever! Down 35-7 with 5 minutes left in the 3rd quarter? I don't give a s**t! We control the clock and the game by running the ball and keeping their offense off the field. Dane, Barion, Tayvion, if you wanna keep those scholarships you better block your asses off and don't say one word to me about how the ball never gets thrown your way! If you wanted to pad your offensive stats you should've gone to Alabama or Tennessee! We're gonna play like a Big 10 program in 1975 come hell or high water because damnit, that's how I like it! Defense, lets lay off their QB and give their receivers at least 5 yards of space to run their routes and catch the ball. Just be sure to not make stupid mistakes and miss any tackles. We've gotta reduce the yards after catch numbers. Do all this and we probably won't win, but it aint always about winning, it's about improving and perfecting my outdated system from week to week! Who's with me????????????
 
Ok boys, we're gonna run run run run run run. And if we get down by 2 or 3 touchdown's early on, don't fret, because we're just gonna keep running the ball and milking the clock. Don't even break the huddle until there's 10 seconds or less left on the play clock and don't snap the ball until there's 1 second left. I want their defense to be able to adjust on every play and for them to be able to catch their breaths. We won't play with any sense of urgency whatsoever! Down 35-7 with 5 minutes left in the 3rd quarter? I don't give a s**t! We control the clock and the game by running the ball and keeping their offense off the field. Dane, Barion, Tayvion, if you wanna keep those scholarships you better block your asses off and don't say one word to me about how the ball never gets thrown your way! If you wanted to pad your offensive stats you should've gone to Alabama or Tennessee! We're gonna play like a Big 10 program in 1975 come hell or high water because damnit, that's how I like it! Defense, lets lay off their QB and give their receivers at least 5 yards of space to run their routes and catch the ball. Just be sure to not make stupid mistakes and miss any tackles. We've gotta reduce the yards after catch numbers. Do all this and we probably won't win, but it aint always about winning, it's about improving and perfecting my outdated system from week to week! Who's with me????????????
And nobody I mean nobody better call a @&&&@& timeout.
 
Maybe My brain is wired screwy (hell, I know it is), but if we beat Miss State today, I'm going to be even madder about losing to Beamer's clown car. Kind of frustrated. I think I need a hooker. 😁
 
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Maybe My brain is wired screwy (hell, I know it is), but if we beat Miss State today, I'm going to be even madder about losing to Beamer's clown car. Kind of frustrated. I think I need a hooker. 😁
Win for Bigfoot to get a hooker. That should do it. Don’t know what else it would take.
 
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