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Spinoff: What type of haircut/hair style do you have?

wildcatsboston1984

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I recently went with the undercut. I can't really find a good example online of my exact cut, but here is the closest to what I could find since this guy also has a beard to go with it

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Before I lost my hair, my barber once told me I had "kind" hair. I said "thanks". He said, "Let me finish. You have the "kind" found on a billy-goat's ass". Brillo pad style.
 
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Lollll and the worst pro soccer player to ever play the game rocks the same shit.

It goes without saying, but if you're haircut has a name, you might be a ******.
 
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Make fun all you want, ladies love it. And the comment on if you haircut has a name you are probably a ***** really isnt a good one. Every cut has a name.... even the most basic...like a buzz cut.... so with that line of thought, i guess we are all ******
 
Lollll and the worst pro soccer player to ever play the game rocks the same shit.

It goes without saying, but if you're haircut has a name, you might be a ******.

Agree he is bad, but the wife liked it and suggested the cut so i figured "what the hell". To be fair Neymar rocks the same thing too...
 
Not a lot left to work with on the top. Not as far gone as the Patrick Stewart look yet though. I don't like the clean shaven look with the buzz cut on me. I just buzz it all off every couple of weeks and leave some facial hair with it. Closest comparison is probably the Walter White look.
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I rock the "soccer cut" from the early 90s: Huge bangs with everything else shaved. Put on my Umbro shorts that reach upper thigh and Adidas Sambas with little footie socks and I'm good to go.






j/k

Blade No. 1 one the sides and back, scissors on top. Then I let it grow for 4 months and do the same thing all over again.
 
Jason, yo
I've only seen it referred to as "the douchebag".



Aren't you married? If so, who gives a shit what the ladies love?

If you're not married... get married so you stop cutting your goddam hair like a queef.
Still got that skunk look going from 2008?
 
I would venture to guess that the same guys who posted these pictures of their styles aren't the same ones who go to Great Clips or pay $10 for a haircut.
 
Closest I could find to mine...with the full beard though

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the first dudes haircut makes my panties moist, but the 2nd one would be a legit panty dropper without the aggressive undercut and the straight razored hard part manually shaved in

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