The young woman in section 238
Held a sign that once and for all settled our fate
She nurtured her thought for a number of days
A clever sign to obtain a pay raise
And who would have known that instead of demise
The sign would lead to a visual treat in disguise
When the young Sean Farnham and the lecherous Brad
Saw an opportunity not even Hermes in all his wisdom could have
And they called out to Shannon with their Icarus goal
To ascend those stairs with her white slack stroll
A glorious ascent, but a moment not to remain
"Shannon's been working out," Nessler would think but not say
And even Sisyphus in all of his boulder-plagued plight
Would gladly ascend those stairs with Shannon each night
So rejoice, oh Noah, when you build your great Ark
And dance, oh Tin Man of Oz, when you find your lost heart
For I'll rejoice in thoughts of her grand ascent's start
During the timeout at the eleven minute mark
Held a sign that once and for all settled our fate
She nurtured her thought for a number of days
A clever sign to obtain a pay raise
And who would have known that instead of demise
The sign would lead to a visual treat in disguise
When the young Sean Farnham and the lecherous Brad
Saw an opportunity not even Hermes in all his wisdom could have
And they called out to Shannon with their Icarus goal
To ascend those stairs with her white slack stroll
A glorious ascent, but a moment not to remain
"Shannon's been working out," Nessler would think but not say
And even Sisyphus in all of his boulder-plagued plight
Would gladly ascend those stairs with Shannon each night
So rejoice, oh Noah, when you build your great Ark
And dance, oh Tin Man of Oz, when you find your lost heart
For I'll rejoice in thoughts of her grand ascent's start
During the timeout at the eleven minute mark
