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Samford & Son VS Dirty Birds

GoBigBlue37

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Mighty Samford & Son (2-1) drive their broken down pickup into the Pizza Pit to take on the Dirty Birds of Loserville (0-3). This is must watch TV, oops it's on ESPN3 well I'm sure this game will break the all time attendance record. As 2500 brave souls watch to see if the Loserville filly can break her maiden the real question will be if Samford brought enough junk to make the Dirty Birds shitz the bed. Lenard's Loser the 2500 brave souls. Get me outa here Percy!
 
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Lol.

Samford is the 4th rated private college in the south with a top-150 law program and #62-rated school of pharmacy. Don't poo-poo a good school just because they don't funnel all of their money into athletics. It is unbecoming.

I'm just talking about enrollment.
By the way, Bellarmine considers itself the Notre Dame of the South. Just ask them.
 
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Really good small school from an academic standpoint. They play in the Southern Conference (SOCON) which is a very good FCS conference (contains Furman (beat UCF last week), Wofford (prolific triple option game), Chattanooga (sending signals they want a FBS deal), Citadel (giant killer in the 90s (arkansas and so Carolina)...SOCON recently lost App St and Ga Southern to FBS Sun Belt).

In past years, I would have given Samford a shot give UL a decent game as they were famed for a FBS sized-OL, punishing ground game and "bear" defense. However, their new coach is Chris Hatcher who, although he had good results with DII Valdosta, he has had mixed results at best at the FCS (1AA) level (Ga Southern and Murray) and was known for having a "soft" team when he was HC at Georgia Southern (released after 3 years).
 
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Guess I'll be digging out the old Roku box for the tard game. Second time this year.
 
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