RIP Mercury Morris

[mdlUK.1]

Mercury Morris, part of Dolphins' two Super Bowl wins and their perfect season, dies at 77

Eugene “Mercury” Morris, who starred for the unbeaten 1972 Miami Dolphins as part of a star-studded backfield and helped the team win two Super Bowl titles, has died.

apnews.com

 

[kyboy1998]

This is the part where I avoid the planet or thermometer because it’s too obvious and not funny.

 

[UK_Dallas]

RIP Mercury.

My grandfather used to tell the story that Mercury bounced a check at his store once, he was the store manager of a Winn-Dixie near the Orange Bowl. Said Shula came in and paid.

 

[CaptainBoogerBuns]

RIP Mercury.

My grandfather used to tell the story that Mercury bounced a check at his store once, he was the store manager of a Winn-Dixie near the Orange Bowl. Said Shula came in and paid.

Morrris snorted his paycheck

 

[*CatinIL*]

This is the part where I avoid the planet or thermometer because it’s too obvious and not funny.

I'll do it...
The little planet stood tough against the Sun.

 

[UK_Dallas]

Morrris snorted his paycheck

So I heard.

 

[JDHoss]

Taken far, far too soon...

 

[Blueisbest]

RIP Morris the Cat. Hope you get all the Little Friskies you can eat up there.

 

[*CatinIL*]

Taken far, far too soon...

That car has Gangster written all over it!

 

[DSmith21]

RIP original SNL cast member.

 

[kywildcatsfannumber1]

 

[JDHoss]

That car has Gangster written all over it!

Pharaohs forever!

 

[the nail at the foul line]

 

[LordEggForgotHisPassword]

 

[TheFolker]

Bon voyage.