New Jerry Tipton Headlines

[uk78]

1. Diallo fails to make the cut for the NBA and is forced to return to Kentucky.
2. Cal did not help Diallo improve.
3. Kentucky is in for a long season as they have no center.
4. Kentucky is in for a long season as they only have one inexperienced point guard.
5. Kentucky is in for a long season as Cal over-recruited and there will be problems with the players not getting playing time.
6. Kentucky is in for a long season because Cal already is using the same old excuse, "He has a young team."
7. Cal is in for a long season as he is having family problems with his wife because there won't be playing time for Brad.

What other headlines will he write?

 

[uk78]

Just thought of another:
8. Cal fails at recruiting as Bamba goes elsewhere.

 

[blubo]

Diallo Opts for Plan B

 

[BostonCat2001]

no kentucky players on 2017 roster

 

[Rockford]

Funny. Me likie

Actually, I'm sure Tipturd has all those stories ready to go

 

[CatPhight]

UK Favorite For Another Final Four Failure

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[Rockford]

UK Favorite For Another Final Four Failure

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SYSTEM A**HOLE ALERT ISSUED

 

[CatPhight]

 

[Ryan Lemonds Diary]

Don't forget that we don't have any "Shooters" on the team.

 

[gright]

WIll shai be the back up at point guard if Green gets in foul trouble?

 

[Ocornett]

Cal will pick at his balls at least one time this year resulting in Kentucky losing due to the team laughing uncontrollably.

 

[UKCatWoman]

Love #7.... It made me laugh out loud!